End of the month, and time again for what will be monthly FBHQ competitions! I'll mix it up each month with how you'll win so everyone will get a chance. This month?

Three decks, so three winners!
-OG Deck
-Soma Mellow Deck
-Aphlikshun M Graphic Deck

Basically, there's gonna be three winners, first place gets to pick what deck they want, 2nd place picks which of the two they want left, and third place is left with the third deck. All prizes come with stickers and probably some other stuff from Fingersized - we'll see

SOOOOO what do you have to do? I figure as much as stylathons are fun, those who aren't as super clean as the pros don't get a chance. So this time it's about writing! Write below (one entry per person) with a funny/interesting/creative reason (doesn't have to be true) reason why you need one of these products. The three standout posts will win!

Deadline is sunday 30th at 23:59.

Enjoy!

COMPETITION OVER! Winners on 4th page

Ehhm I need to win because I have lost all my setups and can't afford a new


Just kidding.
I suck at stories. I'll maybe make one later

Well basically my house is a time machine so I went back in time so I could see dinosaurs and one stepped on my house so now all my decks are snapped :'(

I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.

Then they decided to steal all of my fingerboards and sell them to the Russian Mafia.

I like monkeys

^you win .
The Blosom Hunt
well I was walking trough new york with Danny and we were looking for Jayden, later we found out he was at a strip club with Mikkel, we went to look for them and we saw a Blosom deck with a unite logo (o.o) and we ran after it, it was attached to a fishing line, we only found out about that later, we ran after it but it was always slipping away, because Ross, The Grey Haired Loon was trying to make us work for it as a punishment for not being at the strip club with Jayden and Mikkel.
later we found Callum, he was just chewing on his Oaks because Melvin told him they had vitamin e (epicness) we told him about the Blosom deck and Callum came with us, later we thought about something..we were 3 and the deck was 1, who would keep it ? we decided to think about that only after we found the deck, we ran and ran all over new york, then we found Ted Lily and Marshall and asked them for Barney's number, we then called Barney and he gave us his Blosom Decks Finder Guy, so we contacted him and met him next to the Empire State building he then gave us Ross' wallet that contained tons of condoms and the Blosom Decks secret formula, or so we thought, we got Danny's mom to give us his number and called him threatening that we'd post the formula online unless he gave us the deck and two others like it, Ross laughed and said he wanted his condom's back.
we then proceeded to posting the formula on fbhq, where Xi quickly told us it was a recipe for lasagna, oh boy were we stupid, I decided to keep the recipe anyway..I like lasagna..don't judge..back to the story we were still wanting to find out but Calluma and his lazy ass weren't helping..yet as Danny and I looked for it Callum slept on a grass field and took a quick nap, we found him and slapped his ass awake, as he woke up he saw..a blimp! Ross was inside the blimp flipping us off and laughing his ass off -.- we immediately went to talk to Melvin, he flew to new york on his dragon, we decided to use the dragon and get Ross, we jumped on the Dragon but he was low on fat..we decided to fed him Mikkel (sorry man) and he was back on the air.
We later found Ross just hovering over Nora's bedroom..we said:
-Hey Ross give us that damn deck or we'll get Ryan to fait ya see ?
-You'll never catch me or the Blosom deck and mold I have here
*Callum spit his Pepsi over Melvin in excitement*
-ROSS GIVE ME THE MOLD AND THE DECK I BEG YOU!
-NO.
Suddenly Jayden had a great idea, he jumped from the dragon into the blimp and smacked Ross for not buying an OG deck
Ross was holding the deck and because of Jayden's slap he dropped it..
Callum jumped off the dragon in despair..he caught the Blosom deck but was about to crash..
Suddenly..''MEOW'' we heard..
Xi appeared from nowhere flying on his Hover Boots! He caught Callum and brought him to the Dragon.
Ross then said with a glad look on his face:
-Okay you bastards you got the deck, now comes the REAL challenge..decide which one is gonna take it!
We looked at each other and back to Ross and said:
-Callum!
Callum quickly said:
-Grafnistakaaaaaaaaaa!
We assumed he was still shocked from almost dieing..We all flew back to Bristol where we had a beautiful meal at Kerry's.
guess what ? We cooked lasagna! haha Danny cooked it and I helped..that's where it gets ugly..for me..
Gilly was there having lunch with us, and he got a special part of the lasagna..a Lowpro part Gilly was about to eat when he saw something on his lasagna..a deck..MY deck..My Lowpro, I had dropped it into the lasagna while Danny was cooking it, it got fucked on the oven..I then filled my glass with tears..so now I have no deck, and that is why I need one..
The end
so yeah Kerry hope you are patient enough to read all this aswell as all of the other members.
#HowIMetYourMotherReferences
So yeah guys I couldn't include alllllll of you so I included just a few of you, to the ones I included, I hope I didn't offend you in any way if you feel I did say it, if I did I apologize.
Please don't try this.
Thank you for another comp Kerry
Edit: editted because of misspelling mistakes =/ (some of them)

I need these decks because a unicorn ate my dog and my dog ate my cat, and my cat ate my lizard, and my lizard and my snake, and my snake ate my hamster, and my hamster ate my leperchaun and my leperchaun ate my yellowood. Unless you think its fair that I have dissect 7 innocent creatures that enjoy eating eachother because they're thirsty because this story makes no sense.


I dropped my yellowood in a bowl of boiling water and it warped the deckkkkkkkk. neeedz a sponsorzzz jkjk

kerry, I have no idea what I wrote, i have a piano competition to go to in 5 minutes so I'm nervous, lolz.

i like fingerboarding

fingerboard

I want to win this deck because I lost it in Zblorgmania.

I was just playing minecraft, with a portal mod. Then I made a portal in a portal so i can teleport while teleporting you know im saying?

Then something went wrong and I came in Terminal, a map from MW2...
I did some awesome teabagging on Danny H and I knived Holden like 200 times, but then he activated his hacks and I ragequited.
I was trying to join a new game, but WTF IM IN BATTLEFIELD BAD COMPANY 2?!?!?!?!
So yeah just chilling with mah dawgs in a tank, then suddenly BOOM AIRSTRIKE!
Running like a mofo tiger!
I did some quickscopes, 360's etc, then I was killed. Nah happens to everybody.
then MOFO SPAWNKILLERS AKA RAGEQUIT!

Suddenly I was back in reality?! Or I wasnt?!
I went to the bathroom but I landed in THAW (Tony Hawks American Wasteland (AXEL!))
Just chilling with mah homies, did some flips etc, all cool.
I wanted to go to a other level, and guess what, THE MOFO GAME CRASHED FML AARGH

then i was back in RL, like really back in RL..
AND I FELT THAT! I thought i was still in a game, so I went outside and carjacked vehicles and run over random pedestrians, GTA FTW!!
Owh fuck, It was real!
I crashed at someones house and slept, fuck, i had sleep paralysis!

I was at bristol. OMG I AM AT CROSSED FINGERS I thought to myself.. I felt in my pocket and I felt my Good Ol" fingerboard! I seshed some parks, talked with kerry and some other dudes, it was awesome!

Then I was awake, everything was a dream.
Even the GTA part, just everything was a dream. FUCKING INCEPTION!
But yeah I was happy that it was a dream because of the GTA part, but also kinda sad because I didnt really hang out with Kerry etc

So my life goes on, I wanted to go fingerboarding, where the fuck was my fingerboard?
Searching for 3 hours :\
OWH YEAH I REMEMBER!!

I seshed in the toilet and then it fell into my giant turd.. At that same moment it landed in my giant turd i flushed the toilet...

So that's how I lost my fingerboard

Long story short: fingerboarding in toilet (YEAH IN THE TOILET) and it landed in my turd, at that exact moment i flushed the toilet..


(sorry for bad grammar etc because im dutch!)

Welcome to---------------------------------------- Dosen't make sense Fingerboard Facts



1. who started the hobby as making decks and give them his hobbies(Drug and sex) company name.

Answer: Mikkel (Lovedrug)

2. Who makes the company called Pure and selling to Internets mupets

in Ceptional price.

Answer : BrianC



3. Who is Complaning to Fingerboard Community about Mike schinder subscribing every female fingerboarders in Worldwide



Answer : Rory (Toebex)

4. Who started the Federation Nation company after Toebex Nation because of Jealos of Toebex?

Answer: Danny Hynam .

5. Who is Known as U.k Beast after named Kerry?

Answer : Harry Yates.

6. In Which Company's owner said that I got Hair in my Bum, when I asked you got Long hair.

Answer: The Almighty Ross.

7. Who is the First fingerboarder who sings the song called ( *fingerboarding is Difficult , when you suck at fingerboarding * )in his video intro with no editing software.

Answer: Ben the Milf boy.

8. Which Product never sold out in Fingersized.

Answer: Unitefingerboarding T-shirt

9. What's the Slogan of Temple Deck?

Answer: Temple Decs- ' Beauty Means Quality'.

10. Who is makes the sound 'Moo' in Fingerboard HQ chat, when he annoyed.

Answer: Kerry Williams

So lads That's all.

Thank you For Reading Dosen't Makes sense Fingerboard facts.

This is Nitro Melv's singing out.



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Haha wtf

I seriously hope Melvin wins this

Although, Jealous of Rory? Oh dear
I've always wanted to be a pretentious twat

I need one of those boards as I currently have a poor and injured bee on my floor. An injured bee dies every 5 seconds in the United Kingdom as a result of neglect or improper bee transportation devices. The fingerboard would be a perfect way to transport him safely and comfortably to the bee hospital just round the corner. I'd use a larger object, but the injured bee is very subconscious about his stature and refuses help unless it is appropriately sized for him. Without your support, another bee will die needlessly. Mr Bee has a wife and forty children, including a newly born bee. His family would be devastated by the loss that only you can prevent. If you are happy to have the weight of the little dead bee on your conscience, then you are a braver man than me. However, should you wish to save the bee, preventing his wife from becoming a bee widow and leaving many children without a loving father, all you need to do is send me a board and I will ensure he gets all the help he needs to pull through this whole ordeal.

Because I just ate my blosom because it looked soooo goood!!

I want this deck because i like taping them to see what sound they make

I would like a deck so i can buy a budgie and teach it how to skate in a scale more suitable to its size

lol I just knew melvin will post in this thread.

SO it was a thursday... just a normal day..I did the same things I do every morning etc.. had a shower, brushed my teeth, read unite and plumbed my bed anything a normal person would do. I was on my way to school when I completely forgot about Melvin fingerboard we had ( swaped for a week)I quickly ran up the stairs to my room pick it up.It was a yellowood bene muller with td longboard trucks (idk why) and substance clear wheels I was relieved not to have forgotten it because melvin would not have forgiven me ..... 30 mins later I was at school and as soon as I walked into my form class room Melvin annoying voice said.. " I lost your setup" "PLUMB" -_-...
I asked him how hoping to get a reasnobale answer and he said " uh ok noel you need to answerd my question but i never unstans you Noel.. I realised there was no point asking melvin were it was. I went to my seat and i ignored melviniouce for the day...... Later that evening not to my surprise smellvin was on fbhq chat and was just saying his annoying quotes that make no sense like he does he was asking mikkel for love and danny to do a montage then he said... "Hai Noelboy guess what dude?; I found your fingerboard dude do you want it back dude "? I asked him were it was and where it was.........Trust me you don't want to know where it was he said and I just logged of..

so thats why I Need a new deck... not WANT;need.



Most of the things didn't happen except Melvin lost my setup and found it
LoL.

I have what you would call an opposite of a shrink ray. If you give me one of them decks, I'll make sure I transform that fingerboard to a size of a boat, install some engines, and roll over to the great lands of England and beyond.

gypsy's shrunk my skateboard

- Please take the time to read it all, thanks -


so i was jamming to Gangnam Style in the middle of the street when suddenly i got ambushed by PSY and all his 'sexy lady's', i was currently holding the documents giving me the right to my house, don't ask why. they danced over the top of my crushing me and i dropped the documents.. just as i went to pick them up a gust of wind caught them and they spiraled around for multiple seconds before getting pinched out the air by Chuck Norris. i asked for them back but suddenly a fist came out of his beard and knocked me clean out..

i woke up in a hospital and apparently it was the year 3071 and i had been in a coma. i get released from hospital and find the world is very differant. it was like a desert.. it looked like mars. dust and ruble. ruines of houses line the streets. most everything had changed. exept for my house.. it seemed the same until i walked closer and closer and i realised it had grown! or had i shrunk...

i knocked on the door of my house and it was opened by a giant Chuck Norris - i know still alive amazing, jks, thats not amazing, hes imortal. - he had stolen my house and my identity. i ran through his legs and dashed up to my room, i saw my fingerboard on the table.. i grabbed it and skated out my room, i switch fs big spin flipped the stairs and frontflip out of the bowl (sink) through a window and onto the street. i was free, or so i thought.. i turned around only to see a giant dianasor with a china flag t-shirt on. he started chasing be chucking various china products at me. i ducked and dived, swerved and dodged to avoid getting hit, i turned the corner and saw a time warp back to my own time.. i headed towards it with immence pace. i was nearly there.... yes i was back, and was normal size.. but where was my fingerboard! turns out one of my lock nuts had fell off and my fingerboard got stolen by the dianasor...

the time portal still exists in the corner of my room. but i never dare go near it. so, to avoid the hassle and to save the future of the world, and fingerboarding. i think i should get one of the boards.

100% true story!

I was fingerboarding but i really needed a dump, i took myself to the toilet as you do, and had a dump. 5 magazines later... I got back to my desk and saw mini fingersized aliens taking my fingerboards, I them quickly turned into a fingersized Will Sparrow-Saunt and snook into their UFO, then I saw them use my fingerboards (yes MY fingerboards) to do an anal probe it had green slime covering the tape, I was disgusted :O I quickly jumped out of the UFO before it left my house so I din't get anal probed by my own fingerboards. For that reason, I no longer have my fingerboards. *sad face* I would love to have a new deck because my heart is like
Thanks for letting me enter!

So last night as I was scrolling through Danny's underwear drawer I noticed a small white string. I was in a nit picky mood and didn't want rubbish in his drawer, so as I went to grab the string, a secret hatch opened and inside I saw many, many chipmunks playing the violin while riding bicycles.
I reached in to grab one of the rodents, and as doing so I was sucked into the hole, and into a completely different world. I myself was a rodent, and found that I could play the instruments with complete ease.
After an hour of playing, I got extremely bored of it, and climbed the ladder back up through the port.
Upon reentering this world, I was overwhelmed with the fact that I had lost my fingerboard in the rodent world.

I don't have a fingerboard anymore and am trying to rebuild my setup, and any one of those decks (excluding the OG, cause I made that) would fit just perfect!

*this story is not true and I do still have all my fingerboarding stuff

Gerd Blersss.

i need it cause i only hav tek deks and if i make a video mike scneider will see ti and spunser me cuz i haz a profesional dek