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Trevor Westad
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Age : 26
Location : Alexandria, Minnesota

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PostSubject: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 1:12 am

just thought id make this for fun happy

Heres one to start it off. do you have any rasins? how about a date?
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Jake R
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 1:23 am

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Trevor Westad
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Age : 26
Location : Alexandria, Minnesota

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 1:24 am

ahahhahahahahahahaha! the diariah one was super funny
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Mikkel S
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Age : 33
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 1:28 am

Wanna fuck?
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skeep222
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skeep222

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Age : 27
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 1:42 am

Are you trying to escape a mental rapist? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
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Jayden H.
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 5:06 am

Excuse me miss, my dick just died...may I bury it in your Vagina?
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Ken .I
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 5:27 am

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first<3


If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'll put "U" and "I" right next to each other.
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Danny H
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 6:12 am

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.
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callumfb95
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Age : 29
Location : Manchester, UK
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 6:26 am

Danny you got my pm
it looks very nice its not a blem
really its a very nice deck
and i think you are a dick



Jokes check your pm's bro
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Trevor Westad
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Join date : 2011-08-31
Age : 26
Location : Alexandria, Minnesota

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 4:27 pm

are you an interior decorator? cause when I saw you the room became beautifull.
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broxi
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broxi

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Age : 35
Location : Scotland
Companies : Sport, Music
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 4:57 pm

I can see me and you making love tonight.

Nothing romantic is going to happen, I'm just stronger than you are.
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Will Sparrow-Saunt
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 5:12 pm

would you let my tashe meet your gash?
if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
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Luis Correia
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Location : Lisbon, Portugal

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 6:33 pm

these are anti-pick up lines
you're as beautiful as the sun..I can barely look at you
you're as good as corn..too bad I don't like popcorn
^you may not get this one but it makes sense in Portugal because we say ''you're good as corn (we don't say it that much now tho)
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TomColbert
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 6:43 pm

'get in the van'
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Jake R
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyWed Oct 24, 2012 7:44 pm

I have this special watch. See it tells me if your wearing panties or not and right now it says your not. Wait sorry my watch is an hour ahead.
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GIllybear
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Location : DY2, Uk

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyThu Oct 25, 2012 3:58 am

She wont say no to a gun pointed in her face :p
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3xtracri5pyL33
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3xtracri5pyL33

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Age : 26
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyThu Oct 25, 2012 5:48 am

Baby you are like KFC, cuz your breast and thighs are irresistible.

Sex_al Harrass__ent, all thats left is U and ME
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broxi
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Age : 35
Location : Scotland
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyThu Oct 25, 2012 2:40 pm

"Hey, does this drink taste spiked to you?"

or

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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GIllybear
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptyFri Oct 26, 2012 2:16 am

I dont wanna know your name or anything about you ... just come back to me gaff
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Trevor Westad
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Location : Alexandria, Minnesota

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptySat Oct 27, 2012 3:59 am

3xtracri5pyL33 wrote:
Baby you are like KFC, cuz your breast and thighs are irresistible.

Sex_al Harrass__ent, all thats left is U and ME
ahahahahahahahaha
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Xavier
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Age : 27
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptySat Oct 27, 2012 11:57 pm

Do you want me to tame your cat?
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justin cheeks
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Age : 28
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptySun Oct 28, 2012 12:35 am

I will kill you and half your family if we dont fuck, so you say something about yourself
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skeep222
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptySun Oct 28, 2012 12:56 am

are you a seatbelt? because you are going to be in my van later.
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Jake R
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptySun Oct 28, 2012 1:40 am

Ben GP wrote:
are you a seatbelt? because you are going to be in my van later.

lmao
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coleybob01
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lines!   Pickup lines! EmptySun Oct 28, 2012 1:43 am

hey baby want my dick in your ass
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