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Trevor Westad
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 1772
Join date : 2011-08-31
Age : 26
Location : Alexandria, Minnesota
 |  Subject: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:12 am | |
| just thought id make this for fun  Heres one to start it off. do you have any rasins? how about a date? |
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Jake R
FBHQ Regular
Posts : 559
Join date : 2012-07-02
Companies : ha
Setup : lovedrug
brt wides
sow S1
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:23 am | |
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Trevor Westad
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 1772
Join date : 2011-08-31
Age : 26
Location : Alexandria, Minnesota
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:24 am | |
| ahahhahahahahahahaha! the diariah one was super funny |
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Mikkel S
Moderator
Posts : 3752
Join date : 2011-09-20
Age : 33
Location : Denmark
Setup : 
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:28 am | |
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skeep222
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 1549
Join date : 2012-01-06
Age : 27
Location : Holden, MA
Companies : Secks Decks, Fingerblast Ramps Co.
Setup : Woob
brts
ff x winklers
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:42 am | |
| Are you trying to escape a mental rapist? Because you've been running through my mind all day. |
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Jayden H.
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 2649
Join date : 2012-05-07
Age : 30
Location : Sandy Eggo, California
Setup : FF G15 Zeph Engraved
FBS(duh?)
Wide Brts w/green witchcraft bushings
FF BRR edition Turquoise
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:06 am | |
| Excuse me miss, my dick just died...may I bury it in your Vagina? |
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Ken .I
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 2868
Join date : 2012-04-13
Age : 26
Setup : Blosom 32mm
Brt wides
Substance Zeros
Ace tape
TKY's
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:27 am | |
| If you were a booger, I'd pick you first<3
If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'll put "U" and "I" right next to each other. |
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Danny H
Admin
Posts : 10411
Join date : 2009-07-13
Age : 28
Location : Leeds
Setup : Blosom Split Ply
TNP Tape
Y-Trucks X4
Cartwheels
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:12 am | |
| Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants. |
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callumfb95
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 3193
Join date : 2012-01-08
Age : 29
Location : Manchester, UK
Setup : Blossom 32.5
Trucks
Oaks
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:26 am | |
| Danny you got my pm
it looks very nice its not a blem
really its a very nice deck
and i think you are a dick
Jokes check your pm's bro |
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Trevor Westad
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 1772
Join date : 2011-08-31
Age : 26
Location : Alexandria, Minnesota
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:27 pm | |
| are you an interior decorator? cause when I saw you the room became beautifull. |
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broxi
Blossoming FBHQer
Posts : 319
Join date : 2012-09-20
Age : 35
Location : Scotland
Companies : Sport, Music
Setup : Soma, BRR Trucks, TKYs, King Size vOnes, RipTape.
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:57 pm | |
| I can see me and you making love tonight.
Nothing romantic is going to happen, I'm just stronger than you are. |
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Will Sparrow-Saunt
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 3060
Join date : 2012-06-07
Age : 25
Location : Stockport, Manchester
Companies : findlocalhotmoms.com
Setup : Weca (what else?)
BRTs
FF Wheels
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:12 pm | |
| would you let my tashe meet your gash?
if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together |
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Luis Correia
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 2149
Join date : 2012-06-03
Location : Lisbon, Portugal
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:33 pm | |
| these are anti-pick up lines
you're as beautiful as the sun..I can barely look at you
you're as good as corn..too bad I don't like popcorn
^you may not get this one but it makes sense in Portugal because we say ''you're good as corn (we don't say it that much now tho) |
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TomColbert
Constant FBHQer
Posts : 1160
Join date : 2010-06-21
Age : 29
Location : Stockport, Manchester
Companies : Fingerboarding and Skateboarding
Setup : Yellowood Z3, Blackriver Trucks, Winkler Wheels
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:43 pm | |
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Jake R
FBHQ Regular
Posts : 559
Join date : 2012-07-02
Companies : ha
Setup : lovedrug
brt wides
sow S1
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:44 pm | |
| I have this special watch. See it tells me if your wearing panties or not and right now it says your not. Wait sorry my watch is an hour ahead. |
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GIllybear
Constant FBHQer
Posts : 1099
Join date : 2012-06-18
Age : 37
Location : DY2, Uk
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:58 am | |
| She wont say no to a gun pointed in her face :p |
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3xtracri5pyL33
FBHQ Beginner
Posts : 68
Join date : 2011-12-04
Age : 26
Location : NSFW, straya
Setup : Redemption 30mm
ytrucks x3
ff brr
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:48 am | |
| Baby you are like KFC, cuz your breast and thighs are irresistible.
Sex_al Harrass__ent, all thats left is U and ME |
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broxi
Blossoming FBHQer
Posts : 319
Join date : 2012-09-20
Age : 35
Location : Scotland
Companies : Sport, Music
Setup : Soma, BRR Trucks, TKYs, King Size vOnes, RipTape.
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:40 pm | |
| "Hey, does this drink taste spiked to you?"
or
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" |
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GIllybear
Constant FBHQer
Posts : 1099
Join date : 2012-06-18
Age : 37
Location : DY2, Uk
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:16 am | |
| I dont wanna know your name or anything about you ... just come back to me gaff |
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Trevor Westad
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 1772
Join date : 2011-08-31
Age : 26
Location : Alexandria, Minnesota
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:59 am | |
| - 3xtracri5pyL33 wrote:
- Baby you are like KFC, cuz your breast and thighs are irresistible.
Sex_al Harrass__ent, all thats left is U and ME ahahahahahahahaha |
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Xavier
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 2752
Join date : 2011-05-15
Age : 27
Location : Inside my head
Setup : Whats a setup
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:57 pm | |
| Do you want me to tame your cat? |
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justin cheeks
Constant FBHQer
Posts : 1151
Join date : 2012-06-27
Age : 28
Location : Fayetteville NC
Companies : S.O.D Money Gang
Setup : Ambt brts witchcrafts flatface
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:35 am | |
| I will kill you and half your family if we dont fuck, so you say something about yourself |
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skeep222
Part of the Furniture
Posts : 1549
Join date : 2012-01-06
Age : 27
Location : Holden, MA
Companies : Secks Decks, Fingerblast Ramps Co.
Setup : Woob
brts
ff x winklers
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:56 am | |
| are you a seatbelt? because you are going to be in my van later. |
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Jake R
FBHQ Regular
Posts : 559
Join date : 2012-07-02
Companies : ha
Setup : lovedrug
brt wides
sow S1
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:40 am | |
| - Ben GP wrote:
- are you a seatbelt? because you are going to be in my van later.
lmao |
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coleybob01
FBHQ Beginner
Posts : 107
Join date : 2012-08-07
Age : 26
Location : usa
Setup : board
trucks
wheels
| | Subject: Re: Pickup lines! Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:43 am | |
| hey baby want my dick in your ass |
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