Just thought I'd drop by and share my near death experience. Read below.

So here I am, on my way home from having a good night(sex on a football field). I'm listening to music walking in the bike lane on a street called Wintergardens. Next thing I know a car going at least 50 mph comes about an inch away from my body and my bicep takes the side mirror completely off. If I was an inch to the left or her to the right. I wouldn't be here.

Doesn't sound too gnarly, but I felt like sharing. What about you guys? Anyone here have a near death experience? Share below!

Little bit more information about sex on the football field please.

Wow..thats a close call mate...glad you are ok!!

Ken, let's just say my description would get me banned.

And thanks Bakko! It was crazy. She was texting and driving, no bueno.

^lmao

Hope your okay man!

Did she stop afterwards? And do you have a huge bicep bruise now?

Still, glad you're okay ;D

I'm fine flickit, thanks!

And yea Danny, but it's more red atm but I'll post a pic of it here tomorrow when it's nice and bruise-y

And she stopped,.I had the mirror in my hand for a weapon in case there was guys. But it was just a girl with two kids. She asked if I was okay. I had too much adrenaline to pull the "gimme 200 bucks and this never happened" bit, ahaha. I told her to drive safely then walked away.

And thanks! good thing she didn't hit my wanking arm

Pics in 24hours or locked :p

Good to hear you're okay man

SHEIIIIIIIIT

Hope you're ok man, sounds pretty gnarly!

daaaaaamn.
should have thrown the mirror through her window and been like 'now we're even'.

Glad your okay man! At least you had a 'last supper' so to speak =D . All jokes aside I hope you're fine. You need to go to a doctor and get it checked though, better safe than sorry.

Fucking gnarly.

Glad to hear you're okay though

Dammm, hate people that drive like complete pricks
hope youre okay dude!

I hate bad drivers, at least you're not hurt and you'll have a bad ass bruise for a few days

Never had a near death experience myself. I've nearly had a car smash straight into me, that was pretty scary. I was driving my brother home from uni and a car of chavs tried to overtake someone just after a round about, I had to swerve to the side otherwise they'd have definitely hit my car.

nvr a near death experience but i have saved 3 peoples lives.

Jake R wrote:

nvr a near death experience but i have saved 3 peoples lives.

Should we call you hero now? lol j/k. How did you save their lives? I want to know more.

wow. glad you're not dead dude

the football field sex sounds like an interesting spin off story..

good thing you didn't die bro. crazy af.

one time my dog escaped the yard and was in the street and this lady was going like 50 in a 15 zone, while on the phone, and my dog is an idiot so i knew he wouldn't get out of the way, so thinking fast i threw my milkshake at her windshield to try to stop her. she got out and yelled at me and i told her, calmly, that my dog was in the road and she wasn't paying attention, so she yelled some more and told me to take better care of my dog. then i kinda snapped and said something along the lines of "I'm trying to be calm, you were going like 40 miles over the speed limit and talking on your cellphone, you could have easily killed me or my dog, I'm trying to be relaxed here so just CHILL THE FUCK OUT."
then she apologized and I apologized and she drove off.
so yeah. I thought that was relevant.

Ahaha, thanks for all your condolences guys! I'm glad I'm not dead. But what's weird is that there's no bruise, it's slightly sore but I can bend my arm just fine. Guess I got lucky.

Jake R wrote:

nvr a near death experience but i have saved 3 peoples lives.

lets us know more!