[13:17:59] @ Danny Hynam : Ryan has a black asshole?
[13:18:04] @ Danny Hynam : He told me that he gets it bleached

cool guy alert.

[19:48:37] @ Ryan : either I have a very dirty mind
[19:48:45] cmpunkxx joined the chat on Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:48 pm
[19:48:54] @ Ryan : or that cmpunk dudes unboxing videos thumbnail looks like a dildo
[19:49:03] cmpunkxx : hey dudes

[11:22:10] Melvin A Thomas : sorry brian i don't know you rgot small dick

[19:26:23] GrantB : did you just ask me what size i am?!
[19:26:24] @ Mikkel S : how big are your tits?

[22:23:56] Noel : i go after older gitls
[22:24:13] Noel : cos i look older and act older of the internet

LoL

[17:07:17] Noel : my dad is a spy
[17:07:27] Noel : he keeps lying he is not but i know he is

lol.

[17:45:58] Melvin A Thomas : why Brian adding so much stress to peoples mind.


LOL

[10:37:02] Melvin A Thomas : I just relaosed Darina Nyguen is a women's name

[01:07:44] myhotCaffeine : if fingerboarding was actually a subject

[01:07:48] myhotCaffeine : it would be like

[01:07:52] myhotCaffeine : history of fingerboarding

[01:07:59] myhotCaffeine : fingerboarding math theory

[17:57:32] Oliver32.5 : Brb Seamus don't go anywhere.

[17:57:41] SeamusMcFlurry : I won't .

[17:57:44] SeamusMcFlurry has logged off the chat on Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:57 pm

[23:01:12] DarianN : I got a bunch of tricks today. ahah. Some hammers too xD
[23:01:14] @ Ryan : "I wan bloo.."
[23:01:25] Zink : Niiice
[23:01:35] Xavier : sweet darian
[23:01:41] Xavier : i filmed skating today
[23:01:49] Oliver32.5 : Anybody wanna try one of my decks?
[23:02:04] Zink : *Shows videos of himself going to home depot , recording hammers*

[04:48:17] SeamusMcFlurry : I actually can't wait. Might go street with it
[04:48:20] Oliver32.5 : ill post your deckporn in a minute
[04:48:29] SeamusMcFlurry :
[04:48:35] Zink : *streaking? like running nude??
[04:49:06] SeamusMcFlurry : Probably

BrianC wrote:

[10:37:02] Melvin A Thomas : I just relaosed Darina Nyguen is a women's name

LOLOL

Xavier wrote:

[23:01:12] DarianN : I got a bunch of tricks today. ahah. Some hammers too xD
[23:01:14] @ Ryan : "I wan bloo.."
[23:01:25] Zink : Niiice
[23:01:35] Xavier : sweet darian
[23:01:41] Xavier : i filmed skating today
[23:01:49] Oliver32.5 : Anybody wanna try one of my decks?
[23:02:04] Zink : *Shows videos of himself going to home depot , recording hammers*

LMAO


[21:38:46] Zink has logged off the chat on Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:38 pm
[21:38:46] Zink : night
WTF^

Ken .I wrote:

[17:57:32] Oliver32.5 : Brb Seamus don't go anywhere.

[17:57:41] SeamusMcFlurry : I won't .

[17:57:44] SeamusMcFlurry has logged off the chat on Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:57 pm

This thread is the greatest thing ever
Also somehow I managed to make it into all these quotes -_-

[21:34:18] Noel : i was in a jerk video
[21:34:18] @ Ryan : "puzy"
[21:34:23] @ Ryan : noel
[21:34:24] @ Ryan : ew.
[21:34:27] Zink : Mel started when Lance started , they where buds
[21:34:28] Noel : not porn
[21:34:29] Melvin A Thomas : i know because of your hairstyle

[22:38:03] @ Mikkel S : im a penis

[22:38:10] MrsKatmus : with ears

[22:38:15] thegreatchino : I'm a duck.

[22:38:25] @ Xi : [22:38:03] @ Mikkel S : im a penis

[22:38:29] Ben GP : im a fat kid

[22:38:43] thegreatchino : I'm an asian.

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[14:53:18] Ben GP : why danny
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[14:53:28] MrsKatmus : Mikkel, i make crepes, not american pancakes
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[14:53:37] Bobbernaut : Yooo <3
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[14:55:11] @ Danny Hynam : Ahahahahahaha
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Dammit Darian! You out ninja'd me.

[22:59:31] Danny Hynam has been kicked by Danny Hynam

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This is Chris on his wife's account, so technically this isn't a double post

[23:18:08] SeamusMcFlurry : Search for Big Black Dick Rum on Google. Youporn is only the fourth highest.

[23:18:19] Ben GP : i wasnt joking

[23:18:20] SeamusMcFlurry : Oh...it autocorrect end rum to run...

[23:18:27] Ryan joined the chat on Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:18 pm

[23:18:29] @ Mikkel S : LOL

[23:18:34] SeamusMcFlurry : Now result number 5 makes more sense...

[23:18:34] keiranclen has been disconnected on Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:18 pm (session timeout)

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[23:18:39] MrsKatmus : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Exams-Paper-Blunders-Funniest-Humour/dp/1840247002

[23:18:44] @ Mikkel S : Ryan did you see my PM?

[23:18:53] @ Ryan : yeah I replied

[23:19:21] @ Danny Hynam : I love how Chris just casually searches for big black dick whilst sitting with his wife

[23:19:32] Ben GP : i know

[23:19:41] Ben GP : he has a cool wife

[23:20:00] MrsKatmus : Danny, its not the worst thing he's searched for whilst sitting next to me.

[23:20:13] @ Xi : Do tell, Kat.

[23:20:29] SeamusMcFlurry : She's gone to get painkillers.

[23:20:35] SeamusMcFlurry : The memory gives her a migraine

[23:21:03] @ Xi : ·—·

[23:24:19] @ Danny Hynam : For some reason it was some school prom thing, and it was on a swimming pool on what I can only describe as floating upside down stairs
[23:24:56] @ Danny Hynam : Anyway, for some reason loads of people from primary school were there
[23:25:03] @ Danny Hynam : and people from school now
[23:25:23] @ Danny Hynam : And the floating stage/upside down stairs started to move all over the place because the tide came in on the pool
[23:26:10] @ Danny Hynam : Loads of people were falling off into the water, and just as I was climbing back up some girl whop I went out with in year 6 helped me up, but it shook again and she fell into the water
[23:26:37] @ Danny Hynam : But the layers of the stairs were seperating and she got trapped between some
[23:27:09] @ Danny Hynam : But I felt well guilty because she saved my life, so I was desperately trying to find her to help her
[23:27:23] @ Danny Hynam : Then I left her because I couldn't find her
[23:27:43] @ Danny Hynam : So I climbed back up onto this platform and helped this guy up who I hate at school
[23:28:00] @ Danny Hynam : Then we all fled the platform and waited for it to calm down
[23:28:21] @ Danny Hynam : then we all went underwater to try and find this girl, but for some reason we could all breate and walk underwater completely fine
[23:28:26] @ Danny Hynam : and she was nowhere to be seen
[23:28:55] @ Danny Hynam : But I found this little metal chess piece thing, and my Physics teacher took it and punched a metal plate with it
[23:29:06] @ Danny Hynam : then this weird ass portal opened in the wall but we left it alone
[23:29:30] @ Danny Hynam : Then as we were all going home from the dance thing, the lost girl rose up out of the water like excorsist or some shit
[23:29:51] @ Danny Hynam : And we were all shocked, then she was like a god of darkness or something
[23:30:11] @ Danny Hynam : And I was trying to convince her to come back to life and stuff but a few rats came out of her head and she said she prefers it there
[23:30:29] @ Danny Hynam : Then she went back underwater and that was that
[23:30:54] @ Danny Hynam : THEN, we were at some weird church ruins
[23:31:19] @ Danny Hynam : and it was liek the end of school or something, for some reason I was in my boxers and running to the changing rooms to get my clothes
[23:31:31] @ Danny Hynam : And my mum rang and said that someone from my primary school drowned
[23:31:37] @ Danny Hynam : I was like 'I know, I was there'
[23:31:55] @ Danny Hynam : But by the time she had finished talking it was dark, and mist was covering the floor
[23:32:25] @ Danny Hynam : So I jumped up on the ruined walls and started trying to walk along them to find a way out, then some weird ass girls were waling around in the mist
[23:32:42] @ Danny Hynam : But they had glowing eyes and I was like 'get away from me'
[23:32:50] @ Danny Hynam : But they just kept saying 'That's not much good'
[23:33:10] @ Danny Hynam : So I tried to run along this really long wall thing and it kept getting further from the ground
[23:33:25] @ Danny Hynam : Then I fell off right next to a creepy girl, but I hurt my ankle because it was a massive drop
[23:33:28] @ Danny Hynam : Then I woke up
[23:33:33] Ben GP : this, kids, is why we dont do crystal meth at bedtime
[23:33:41] MrsKatmus : or eat cheese
[23:33:45] @ Danny Hynam : But yeah, that's what happened
[23:33:55] @ Danny Hynam : I still feel guilty because this girl is dead because of me


I've edited out a lot of other posts, because I wanted you all to appreciate Danny's monologue.

Morale of the story kids?
Dont do Crystal meth.