As you see this deck has Loads of Pop,
*SLAMS DECK ON TABLE*

Dude he's totally Holden.
Guys don't trade with him he's Holden.
This try right here
This try right here
This try right here
This try right here
OH That totally counts
This try right here
This try right here

Ception

Some of this stuff is said by me and my friends and some just by random kids in my local community, any bad English = because they really write like that

Ugh I usually land this often why can't I- oh no no no that was sketchy I'ma redo *takes another five minutes trying to do that same simple trick again*

Shit man, my heelflips ran away from me again. We have a love-hate relationship.

Who goes first? Coin toss? Board toss?

Man I fucking love these BRTs

Did you see the new (insert product name here)

Did you see (name)'s new video?

How can you not know who (name) is?! OMG

That was sketchy, it's not fair to me you gotta land without your fingertips poking out of the deck yo

NOLLIE HEELFLIP

NOLLIE TREFLIP

Anyone want to play skate? I can only do a few tricks but I want to thrash you

Selling these 100 pieces of craft foam

Sup I made a homemade rail *DOOR HANDLES*

Don't forget to subscribe to me
(lolhowboutno)

any1 sellin cheap obsticals

any1 sellin berlinwood for $10

trading my ipod or used sony ericsson phone for ur fingerboard

i bought this starfb deck today omg best deck ever cool setup just sharing not 4 sale

which is better BRT or ytrucks

which is better flatface or berlinwood or yellowood

which is better g6 or g4 wheels

do your parents know you are spending so much money on your fingerboarding

anyone have a FILER for tape

are you sponsoring

when did you start fingerboarding

can you please give some extra stickers

have you tried (product) before

you should bring (product) in

i'm sponsored by my friends company

Why should I get BRTs?
*insert famous fber name* is so sick
Support the scene. Don't buy china shit. (and other variations)

Vachina

Bobbernaut wrote:

Vachina

hahahahahaha. I thought people forgot that already.

Locked.

Plumb.

Mike its my bros birfday man plz inclood a frea cumpleat

"which should I get? these black wheels or these white wheels??"

Eavorclear wrote:

"which should I get? these black wheels or these white wheels??"

White ones, oh, wait, black ones, well what trucks, what board? Hahahahaha

Locked I SAY.

nomorecoometssotherwiseyoullbelockedfrommymdestinyforeverthatyoudonti'llcomeandgrabyoulikeamidnightmanimserious.

Lol, OPPOSITEOFAMOD

''mike scneider is my fav fingerboarder''

Tyler wrote:

This try right here
This try right here
This try right here
This try right here
This try right here
This try right here

Haha, this x20.

"I like his tricks. But I hate that song sooo much"

Trevor Westad wrote:

"I like his tricks. But I hate that song sooo much"

"Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor."

"1st try"

"clean"

"want to play a game of skate?"

"was that switch?"

"yeeeaaaahhhh!"

"kickflip over the cat"

"super legit"

"he sent first"

"keep fingerboarding, two fingers peace"

"how do i start a fingerboard company?"

"i need for someone to make a logo for my company"

"where can i find 26mm size trucks" -pureskate hahah

"VACHINA"

"shit fingerboarders say!"

" i wan a start da compiny??...... please don't post stupid shit here....locked."

"will you sponsor me?"

"bump"

"im in im in im in im in im in im in im in im in im in im in im in im in im in im in im in"

"i want a girl to use my fingerboard like a dildo"

"here is my unboxing video of ________ company"

"What I got at Rendezvous XX."

"building fingerboard park ALL WOOD! with PICS!!"

"who is going to Fast Fingers XX?"

"where can i buy veneers?"

"the ________ team welcomes ___________ as a rider!"

"where did the fingerboard magazine go?"

"Any fingerboarders in __________ state/area?

"what camera/video editing software are you using?"

"sometimes i put my fingerboard in my pocket but then it looks like a have a big boner!"

" I just got my new FAT FACE SIMON SAYS with WOODY WOOD FUCKER FUCKS!"

"Yo-Yay" -fingerboard selective

"why was fingerboarding day made so close to christmas??? WTF"

"that shape is a total berlinwood copy"
"It's been a week, where's my deck?"
"Harvey, make kerry admin, make kerry admin!"
"nice! it's on fingerboardtv.de"
"do it on a real fingerboard"
"it's made of maple so it has more pop"
"guys like my new company x.weebly.com"

"Get a Berlinwood or Flatface yolo swag"

"I'm looking for a Radramps deck"

"TWO FINGERS DUDE, TWO!!!!!"

"So sketchy......"

"Fb'ers skate too"

"Can you do a giveaway? I REALLY need free stuff."

And a lot of people say stuff like this:

"Sup mike that is sick and congrats on everything u r amazing and ur fingrrbiards rock i only have a 4 corner deck with tech deck trucks and wheels and am low on money im 12 my name is hunter and yeah and could u maybe consider sending me a dech or sumthin cuz i see u send people free stuff alot kinda and im sorry for my greediness alright bye and plz reply ty"

"it has defined dips"
like wot, does that even matter

Finn S wrote:

"it has defined dips"
like wot, does that even matter

Apparently to some people it does cuz it helps them lock their fingers onto the nose/tail as they do certain tricks. Flicking off the corner of the dips is apparently also easier to some people if the dips are more defined. I guess it depends on how people launch their tricks? Different people do it differently. I personally prefer a more relaxed feeling with subtle (but not totally non-existent) dips though.

myhotCaffeine wrote:

Finn S wrote:

"it has defined dips"
like wot, does that even matter

Apparently to some people it does cuz it helps them lock their fingers onto the nose/tail as they do certain tricks. Flicking off the corner of the dips is apparently also easier to some people if the dips are more defined. I guess it depends on how people launch their tricks? Different people do it differently. I personally prefer a more relaxed feeling with subtle (but not totally non-existent) dips though.

Ditto.

"Got 'insert new trick'"