ok, so i saw eric light his rail on fire in a vid and thought it would be cool. heres how my actions went down.

>put lighter fluid on rag
>rub rag on rail and try to light, fail
>pour a shit ton of lighter fluid all over it
>light it
>rail and counter catches on fire, fire spreads to rag
>try to blow out the fire, blows rag to open bottle of lighter fluid
>i had a once second ''fuck my life fuck me'' moment
>that shit fucking explodes
>grab this big ass cup of oarnge juice i had next to me
>throw the oarnge juice like i was born to save the world
> fire goes out
>clean up evidence
>lay on floor and hake in fear
> lol at how beautiful and funny that was

yep, oarnge juice literally saved my life



salute.

that was the best thing i've ever heard.

the ganja gods were looking down on you today.

Lol, that's awesome.
Remember kids; always play with fire.

You're lucky you had that cup of oj with you. Who knows what would happen to you if you didn't have it.

skatemaster231 wrote:

You're lucky you had that cup of oj with you. Who knows what would happen to you if you didn't have it.

I've got a couple ideas.

Let me guess that one of them would be that matty's house burned downed.

skatemaster231 wrote:

Let me guess that one of them would be that matty's house burned downed.

Downed.

Looks like OJ is finally turning his life around... first murdering his wife, then getting away with it, now he's saving Matty's life. Who would have thought.

GunnerBoser wrote:

Looks like OJ is finally turning his life around... first murdering his wife, then getting away with it, now he's saving Matty's life. Who would have thought.

gunner i had milk in my mouth when i read this. now it is all over my computer

hahahahahhaha! One of the best story I read.

Haha! Made my morning!

mattyb wrote:

i had milk in my mouth when i read this. now it is all over my computer

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode two.

I had a similar incident except my mom's shirt was on fire because she was leaning against the stove.

It was fun extinguishing my mom.

holy crap man, in your best interest should of done it outside

Well, not to downplay this but I don't think your life was in danger. Also, what the hell is oarnge juice?

this whole thread is amazing <3

Xi wrote:

Well, not to downplay this but I don't think your life was in danger. Also, what the hell is oarnge juice?

i dont think you understand, the bottle of lighter fluid exploded. my house would have burned down.

mattyb wrote:

Xi wrote:

Well, not to downplay this but I don't think your life was in danger. Also, what the hell is oarnge juice?

i dont think you understand, the bottle of lighter fluid exploded. my house would have burned down.

If the fire was small enough to be put out by a glass of orange juice, it can't have been much of a fire. I could light a match, drop it on the floor and say that it almost burned my house down, because if I left it for long enough the fire would spread. I think if a bottle of lighter fluid exploded there would be a lot more damage done Matty.

Danny Hynam wrote:

mattyb wrote:

Xi wrote:

Well, not to downplay this but I don't think your life was in danger. Also, what the hell is oarnge juice?

i dont think you understand, the bottle of lighter fluid exploded. my house would have burned down.

If the fire was small enough to be put out by a glass of orange juice, it can't have been much of a fire. I could light a match, drop it on the floor and say that it almost burned my house down, because if I left it for long enough the fire would spread. I think if a bottle of lighter fluid exploded there would be a lot more damage done Matty.

no. it was a big ass glass of oj bro, idk how you guys do it in england but in america, when we say big ass glass of oj we fucking mean it. this fire was ridicilous like forizle.

So you're saying it was like this