[21:58:33] Wolfgang Stebbins : Suppose there's this girl, let's call her Sarah. Sarah lives a rotten lifestyle. She swears at her parents, drinks, does drugs, goes to parties, and gets fucked up. Worst of all, she dresses like a total slut, but only lets popular guys fuck her.

[10:30:45] skatemaster231 : who do you think I am?
[10:30:49] skatemaster231 : some dumb chink?
[10:30:57] Gabe fingerboarding : yep
[10:31:21] skatemaster231 has logged off the chat on Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:31 am

LOOLLOL

[22:52:52] alexander : Porn kills more people every year than cancer, cigarettes, AIDS, and black people combined..

[17:56:14] mattyb : the worst thing that could happen while shitting just happened to me.

[17:57:24] mattyb : so mid shit my ass statret sweating, so i go to change position on the seat, some hw my ass created suction to the seat of the toilet pulling it upwards, i then sat down with all of my weight crushing my dickhead under the toilet seat.

[17:57:54] mattyb : then i fell forward, chipped my tooth on the counter, and shit down my jeans leg.

[17:58:16] PierreE : damn.

[20:59:58] skatemaster231 : drildo?
[20:59:59] skatemaster231 : it probably exists....
[21:00:04] skatemaster231 : drill didlo..
[21:00:07] skatemaster231 : *googling*
[21:00:23] skatemaster231 : not what I had in mind...
[21:00:29] Trent Witcher : 

[17:11:38] alexander : if i won i would have gone to new york to compete in the finals

[17:11:42] alexander : but instead i won a fucking tech deck

[18:34:34] Gabe fingerboarding : i sleep with a pantyhose on my head so spiders don't go inside me.

[03:01:02] woob : (( ) <3
[03:01:03] deejaydestroy : <3 (( )

diz y we frendz

[00:14:12] @ JessM : I SUMMON ZAC
[00:14:24] woob joined the chat on Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:14 am

god iz reel

[01:02:07] Gabe fingerboarding : I'm only baked because I'm a potato

[03:00:14] deejaydestroy joined the chat on Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:00 am
[03:00:28] deejaydestroy : bangarang
[03:00:51] deejaydestroy : imma be in dis bish awlllnight
[03:05:25] snotjob has been disconnected on Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:05 am (session timeout)
[03:07:10] deejaydestroy : haterz
[03:07:15] Reed. has been disconnected on Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:07 am (session timeout)
[03:08:10] woob has been disconnected on Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:08 am (session timeout)
[03:08:40] movin-like-burnie has been disconnected on Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:08 am (session timeout)


dope.

daamn. Jeejay Denkens all alone.   

[17:52:16] BunavaSitch : i want a longer one

[17:52:23] BunavaSitch : this is short lol

[17:53:30] Eric_Best : well mines short as fuck too

[22:33:46] thatfingaboardguy119 : takes 2 seconds to light this blunt

[00:13:48] woob : im kicking off all my team members and recruiting an army of floppys

[21:39:00] Trent Witcher : i use pussy juice now
[21:39:06] kingsalami : ahahahahah: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152492883507806&set=vb.395217202805&type=2&theater

Click the link.

Hahaha dear lord!!! ^^^^

[01:01:04] woob : omg im dancin woke niki up dont care tho stil dancin

[16:05:29] skatemaster231 : lol.

[16:05:36] skatemaster231 : that would probably be me....

[16:05:48] skatemaster231 : I like to pull anus until they are super streched

[13:30:37] Trent Witcher : i think I sommond some kind of vagina from hell

[16:57:40] HightekFB : the balls on one end of the lockers, the head on the last end
[16:57:48] HightekFB : an entire locker row hahaha
[16:58:02] HightekFB : i got to see it too, i was in 6th grade at the time
[16:58:17] HightekFB : the biggest dick ive ever seen

It was a sharpie drawing i swear

[21:58:21] Eric_Best : zac is made of spaghetti
[21:58:36] Reed. : and he speaks feline too

[23:16:55] woob : woob skateboards is one of my many future plans for woob

im gonna learn to skate now