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blosom
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 |  Subject: Win a rocks Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:21 pm | |
| Title says it all.
I want to hear a joke.
As many entries as you like, best one wins. |
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skatemaster231
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:27 am | |
| What's a polygon?
A dead parrot.
Sorry for the terrible joke |
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blosom
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:55 pm | |
| Pretty witty joke! I like! Wasn't terrible. Come on guys....make me wet myself.  incontinence pants at the ready. |
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fokkusu
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:04 pm | |
| Does Brexit count as an entry?  |
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Danny H
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:21 pm | |
| - blosom wrote:
- Come on guys....make me wet myself
If we don't, old age will finish the job  |
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NicoG
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:50 pm | |
| What do you call a spanish guy who had his car stolen? Carlos  |
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callumfb95
Part of the Furniture
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:54 pm | |
| I farted and shit myself sat next to a girl on a ride |
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Filip Bronola
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Sun Oct 02, 2016 2:50 am | |
| - callumfb95 wrote:
- I farted and shit myself sat next to a girl on a ride
Thats a *shitty* joke |
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blosom
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Sun Oct 02, 2016 12:15 pm | |
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Bobby Bils
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:58 pm | |
| What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle, and a well-dressed man on a tricycle?
Attire. |
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JessM
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Mon Oct 03, 2016 2:14 am | |
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Cunni
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:34 am | |
| What do you call a cheap circumcision?
a rip off
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skatemaster231
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Tue Oct 04, 2016 12:23 am | |
| A man walks into a bar.
He hits his head on it. |
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WantSomeSlaw
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:46 am | |
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blosom
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:05 pm | |
| Just watch some of rons stuff. Quality. |
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blosom
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| | Subject: Re: Win a rocks Sun Oct 30, 2016 3:02 pm | |
| Calling this in,
Chicken dinner goes to skatemaster.
2 jokes are better than 1
Pm me your add & I'll get it out to you! |
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