So, yea, today I was skating with my friends at 'civic'. Its a bit of flatground outside the council building in town and its basically the only nice place to skate in our town. ANYWAY.. Some drunk chavs (one of them had stickers over his nipples and two giant orange baloons tied to the zip on his shorts ) came over, took two guys skateboards (kids who are only 14 as well!) and rode off with them a bit. One got their board back fine, and the other asked for his board back so the chav threw it in this giant pond that is outside the council building. Now its fucked, as you can imagine.

THEN the police came like literally 30 seconds later. We have no idea who called them but someone phoned the police saying kids were being assaulted by some drunk people. No one was hurt, just a kid got his baker deck that wasn't in that bad condition, no completely useless. The guy got handcuffed, put in a police car, then they decided they couldn't do anything so he was let go. Ffffuuu.

Chavs, don't we love to hate them? Social idiots of this world. If you don't live in the UK, you're lucky to have never experienced them, its a UK special breed of undescribable idiot.

Thought I'd share this, and that this thread might be amusing. Share your thoughts on this/what others post, and share your own stories. I have many more stories, but this one will do to start with

xD kerry

A few years back I saw a chav on his bmx try to bunny hop from a wall to another wall he landed on the wall and fell back and smashed his head on the other wall.
I swear waitrose has chav deterrence systems secretly hidden.

Lo lwe may not have chavs in Switzerland but we do have somethin we call Jugos! Technically Jugoslavs, none of tehm are realyl Swiss I dont think they all have caps really far back on their head, they were track pants and then have like fake gucci man purses lol!

bleedy dickheads in my opinion, most of them come down the skatepark with their 2 bags and their prams
These kind of people just need to go home and rethink their lives a little

what i wanna know is why chavs have to harass skaters?

Fucking idiots, my cousins a chav -__-

A chav punched me on bus because some guy told him "I was calling his mother".

What is it about chavs and mums? Are they fucking mothers boys or something?

General twats that live on council estates and have fucked their lives up completely.

weell. i was out at skate park and this kid kept on threatening me to take me scooter and i said fuck off you big daft twat!

he then started pushin me around and this bmxer threw down his bike and smashed straight him on the nose (out for like 20 seconds)

everyone just laughed at him, never saw him again after that

the bmxer was cool though

There's this council estate near my house everyone hates because only REALLY poor people live there called the newington estate.
I was on the bus and These chavy girls were calling me moses and they got off at the newington estate xD

I've got a ton of stories about chavs lulz I can't remember most of them though.

I love those stories where chavs call people gay but wear frilly pink scarves haha.

Also I'm wondering about why chavs call jews cheapskates when they can't talk. To be truthful I'm from jewish decent so I'm finding this quite dumb.

I HATE CHAVES AND EVERYTHING THEY DO. pretending to be drunk walking round with air maxes most probabbly fake listening to there mc music
by the way i live on a council estate haha but its not a council house we bought it

Chavs always smash glass bottles at my local skatepark.

All the broken glass makes it unskatable and even when trying to sweep it away, I still ride into odd bits of glass and just completely stop and jump off my board. It's even more dangerous if you fall into it, hands first or even any body part.

Well for us US folks there delinquents. In my city they were hanging out in the the local skate park smashing bottles, getting drunk, getting high, and starting fights with people passing through the mayor dismantle the skate park and they are in the process of building a new one in the suburban side of the city. Those little bastards are everywhere!

I've seen a lot of stupid stuff done by chavs,
once one of them actually took a rubber band I was playing with when walking down the street, then put it down his pants and walked off? (i was in year 4, he was like 17)

once I saw this chavvy couple outside a church, she was sucking his Dick in broad daylight.

CHAV
Council House And Violence

Ahh, nice to read some other amusing stories

Danny that was probably a prostitute XD

I remember one time I saw a bunch of kids sat at our old skatepark (before it was knocked down) drinking fosters and smoking weed. It was a school day, and I was quite confused as they looked REALLY young. So I went up to them 'hey, you guys, how old are you?' They all replied with a rather unharmonious chorus of 'eight!'. Eight year olds drinking beer (larger? I don't know the difference.. what ever fosters is) and smoking weed. Soo fucked up. I asked them where they got it and they started swearing at me so I just went back to skating, haha..

wow^
there's some fucked up people 8 year olds drinking fosters and smoking weed?
the sad thing is that it was probably their 21 year old parents that gave it to them.

I'm always trying to skate and getting hassle from them..eg. stupid insults like woodpushers. Another thing in my village is they bugger up all the ramps by smashing bottles, beer all over them and shit graffitti all over them... Basically just twats.

yeah, shit graff, air max the stink of weed
we were skating at a 5 stair right next to a big road and they shouted out the normal "skateboards are gay"
then as they drove passed we saw all there bleedy scooters. That gave us a chuckle

that is fucked up :O beer and weed? now that is sick ( in a negative way).

a few in my school never really botherd me tho.

My brother's friend was walking down the road and an 8 year old tried to sell him weed.
Just a Lil note, My area(thanet) is one of the chaviest areas in england haha.
We have the highest teenage pregnancy level in england haha.

^ Just a note on your Jewish references...

Calling them "Cheapskates" will be referring to the "Jewish people keep their money at all times, because they're always rich" stereotype, not being poor.

FuckChavsAlso

In NH, we just have douchebags or ghetto people haha

I see chavs every were I go.
I saw chavs sticking cigarettes up there nose

but then he burnt him self

What an idiot