the riots have spread to Ireland now , paddy put a brick through his computer screen trying to nick a tv from eBay

he had the same problem as me :/

Bloody Nokia predictive text. I only texted a few of my North London mates asking if they fancied a pint.

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I was watching the news with my wife last night. "It looks like the Kaiser Chiefs were right." I said.

"Yeah, very funny," she replied. "I Predict A Riot."

I said, "No... Everyday I Love You Less And Less."

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I looked out on the destruction. Smashed windows, cars turned upside down, a bus on fire, people running scared, police unsure what move to make. . . .

I turned to the wife and said 'Chin up darling, you did your best, but maybe I should park the car!'

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DVD piracy Ad: You wouldn't steal a television.

Evidently lots of people would.

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3D home entertainment isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Once you get it all set up, you'll realise that you forgot to rob the glasses.

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I was in North London this morning and I saw a bloke in a wheelchair. I said to him, "What happened to you?"

He replied, "I was in Nam."

I said, "What, Vietnam?"

He said, "No. Tottenham."

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I have just been arrested for torching the DFS shop in Croydon. It's not so bad, I have five years to pay the fine and I don't have to go to prison until 2013.

The Nam one was the best.

It took me so long to find the right shoe size, before I got fucking arrested.

Masonflawless wrote:

the riots have spread to Ireland now , paddy put a brick through his computer screen trying to nick a tv from eBay

Wow lol racism..

Masonflawless wrote:

the riots have spread to Ireland now , paddy put a brick through his computer screen trying to nick a tv from eBay

are you from Ireland??

I'm not happy. I just got a new PC and it's not working right.

I've got a good mind to go and ask for my brick back.
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London joins Amy Winehouse and Norway in the growing list of victims of Rupert Murdoch's "Operation Distraction".
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MET Police: "Know where your children are tonight"

I know where my child is, getting me a mother-fucking iPad.
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Just heard that the BBC are going to be releasing CCTV footage of the looting in Tottenham.

Can't wait to see it in high definition on my new 40" plasma TV...

Peter a I didn't mean to offend I heard it and just decided to put it on here I'll delete the post if you want me to

Masonflawless wrote:

Peter a I didn't mean to offend I heard it and just decided to put it on here I'll delete the post if you want me to

No man it didnot offend me in anyway keep going with the post but next time try not to make it abit racist to the country but its alright.Dont delete the post I,m happy if your happy

Ok cool