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Caspertimmermans. FBHQ Beginner
Posts : 79 Join date : 2011-09-13 Age : 28 Location : Netherlands. Companies : Fingerboarding,Playng guitar,Filming,Traveling Setup : ScrewDeck
Nolliewheels
Chrome trucks.
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| Subject: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:55 pm | |
| i love good jokes and the isn't a official joke topic here o the of topic section so i would give it a try. my joke. a man drives 50 mph too fast.. the police follows him and stops in front of him the cop gets out and says: Cop: can i see your licence? man: i dont have one.. cop:ow well... can i see some papers with your name on it.. man: sorry i don't have anything and this car is stolen... cop: well... does the real owner know you stole this car? Man: no he is dead... i killed him hes in the trunk now. Cop:gos to his car and calls the officer and his team. officer:i heard you don't have a licence or anything and that this car is stolen... man: no.... look here is my licence and the prove i am the real owner of this car.. officer:so there is no body in the trunk? man: no?.... but ill bet that officer also told you i where speeding? officer: yes is that true?. man:absolutely not sir, he is lying to you. officer ok you can go now sorry for everything.... and thats how to avoid a speeding ticked
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Jordann <3 Blossoming FBHQer
Posts : 306 Join date : 2012-01-10 Age : 25 Location : Northern Ireland! Companies : Fingerboarding,Gaming,MX Setup : Woodguest,Wide Trucks,Close up metal core wheels,Fusion Tape! This is my first setup! Any good? PM!
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:59 pm | |
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Noel Part of the Furniture
Posts : 3703 Join date : 2010-10-22 Age : 27 Location : North London Companies : Flatface my ass
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:00 pm | |
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Caspertimmermans. FBHQ Beginner
Posts : 79 Join date : 2011-09-13 Age : 28 Location : Netherlands. Companies : Fingerboarding,Playng guitar,Filming,Traveling Setup : ScrewDeck
Nolliewheels
Chrome trucks.
FBS.
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:02 pm | |
| - Noel wrote:
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sorry i dont get it. post your jokes here |
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Nedim V Part of the Furniture
Posts : 1532 Join date : 2011-02-20 Age : 27 Location : Bosnia and Herzegovina Setup : flatface g13 30,5mm
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| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:14 pm | |
| jokes are too mainstream. |
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HarryYeates Constant FBHQer
Posts : 1253 Join date : 2009-10-28 Age : 27 Location : Manchester, England, United Kingdom. Companies : Cyclone Media
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:18 pm | |
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Jacko. Blossoming FBHQer
Posts : 348 Join date : 2012-01-12 Age : 26 Location : Birmingham, United Kingdom Setup : Low Pro Family, FBS tape, China Wides, BRR Edition Wheels.
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:23 pm | |
| Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he can. |
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Jordann <3 Blossoming FBHQer
Posts : 306 Join date : 2012-01-10 Age : 25 Location : Northern Ireland! Companies : Fingerboarding,Gaming,MX Setup : Woodguest,Wide Trucks,Close up metal core wheels,Fusion Tape! This is my first setup! Any good? PM!
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:58 pm | |
| A blonde a brunette and another blonde all live in a flat! Blonde 1 and Brunette: Hey where going out tonight do you wana come? Blonde 2: ( Sitting on the sofa with a noose) no thanks im gona kill myself tonight Blonde 1 and brunette: Oh ok The 2 girls come back home and blonde one is still sitting there! Blonde 1 and brunette: Did you not do it? Blonde 2: I tryed but I couldn't breath :P:P |
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Noel Part of the Furniture
Posts : 3703 Join date : 2010-10-22 Age : 27 Location : North London Companies : Flatface my ass
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:59 pm | |
| why is 6 afraid of seven? because 7 8 9 |
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Caspertimmermans. FBHQ Beginner
Posts : 79 Join date : 2011-09-13 Age : 28 Location : Netherlands. Companies : Fingerboarding,Playng guitar,Filming,Traveling Setup : ScrewDeck
Nolliewheels
Chrome trucks.
FBS.
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:05 pm | |
| - HarryYeates wrote:
- nollie wheels.
dude stop jokes on nolliewheels not just because im sponsored be them but i riding nolliewheels for 3 years now.... they don't did anything wrong and i know the story!. |
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Noel Part of the Furniture
Posts : 3703 Join date : 2010-10-22 Age : 27 Location : North London Companies : Flatface my ass
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:07 pm | |
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Nedim V Part of the Furniture
Posts : 1532 Join date : 2011-02-20 Age : 27 Location : Bosnia and Herzegovina Setup : flatface g13 30,5mm
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| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:11 pm | |
| - Caspertimmermans. wrote:
- HarryYeates wrote:
- nollie wheels.
dude stop jokes on nolliewheels not just because im sponsored be them but i riding nolliewheels for 3 years now.... they don't did anything wrong and i know the story!. I see they manipulated with your mind quite easily. |
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Caspertimmermans. FBHQ Beginner
Posts : 79 Join date : 2011-09-13 Age : 28 Location : Netherlands. Companies : Fingerboarding,Playng guitar,Filming,Traveling Setup : ScrewDeck
Nolliewheels
Chrome trucks.
FBS.
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:21 pm | |
| - Nedim V wrote:
- Caspertimmermans. wrote:
- HarryYeates wrote:
- nollie wheels.
dude stop jokes on nolliewheels not just because im sponsored be them but i riding nolliewheels for 3 years now.... they don't did anything wrong and i know the story!. I see they manipulated with your mind quite easily. No...... thay are perfect because i have ride em for 3 years and alsmost no demage on the weel/material the bacs are nt worn out. |
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Noel Part of the Furniture
Posts : 3703 Join date : 2010-10-22 Age : 27 Location : North London Companies : Flatface my ass
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:22 pm | |
| you realise your taking the piss outa yor self with ur sig |
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| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:30 pm | |
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Caspertimmermans. FBHQ Beginner
Posts : 79 Join date : 2011-09-13 Age : 28 Location : Netherlands. Companies : Fingerboarding,Playng guitar,Filming,Traveling Setup : ScrewDeck
Nolliewheels
Chrome trucks.
FBS.
| Subject: ! Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:45 pm | |
| - Jack L wrote:
- sickipedia
ROFL |
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Ryan Moderator
Posts : 3358 Join date : 2011-09-18 Age : 29 Companies : Temple Decks
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:05 am | |
| A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" |
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Gurman FBHQ Regular
Posts : 493 Join date : 2011-12-31 Age : 26 Location : Vancouver, Canada Companies : none. Setup : Homewood New Mold
Foamy Greatness.
Ytrucks X3
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| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:56 am | |
| - HarryYeates wrote:
- nollie wheels.
Wicked Stix. |
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raymond Part of the Furniture
Posts : 1725 Join date : 2011-07-08 Age : 29 Location : Minnesota, USA Companies : fingerboarding, skateboarding, film-production, piano, photography, swag
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:25 am | |
| - RyanMarshment wrote:
- A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" I had that daydream once.... I mean what? Gay? |
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Danny H Admin
Posts : 10411 Join date : 2009-07-13 Age : 28 Location : Leeds Setup : Blosom Split Ply
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| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:43 am | |
| 2 men walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would have noticed it.
A man walks into a bar Ouch.
A sandwich walks into a bar and says 'can I have the garden salad please?' The barman replies 'Sorry we don't serve food here' |
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Ryan Moderator
Posts : 3358 Join date : 2011-09-18 Age : 29 Companies : Temple Decks
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:24 pm | |
| - forgiven. wrote:
- RyanMarshment wrote:
- A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" I had that daydream once.... I mean what? Gay? lolol |
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ranas360 Blossoming FBHQer
Posts : 290 Join date : 2011-04-21 Age : 26 Companies : fingerboarding , skateboarding , editing Setup : MY SET UPS IS:
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berlinwood flatshape blue
brts 2 yellow
substance wheels white
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| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:20 pm | |
| Girls being photographed naked ... What you are excited that you have a picture with 1000 Likes?? All the likes pressed with the left hand !!!!!!!!!! haha liek this one^^^^ XDD
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how do you call a black person who flies a plane? Pilot you racists!
________________________________________________________________ Girl: Hey, I love you !!!!! Child: You know the game TAKI? Girl: Yes .. Why? Child: So change direction
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i think this jokes are insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HarryYeates Constant FBHQer
Posts : 1253 Join date : 2009-10-28 Age : 27 Location : Manchester, England, United Kingdom. Companies : Cyclone Media
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:23 pm | |
| ^ Yeah, but don't drop the N word on a fingerboard forum. |
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ranas360 Blossoming FBHQer
Posts : 290 Join date : 2011-04-21 Age : 26 Companies : fingerboarding , skateboarding , editing Setup : MY SET UPS IS:
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berlinwood flatshape blue
brts 2 yellow
substance wheels white
fbs tape
tkb bushings
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:26 pm | |
| sooooooo should i etid it to: "with no clothes" ???? |
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Noel Part of the Furniture
Posts : 3703 Join date : 2010-10-22 Age : 27 Location : North London Companies : Flatface my ass
| Subject: Re: Post your jokes Here! Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:45 pm | |
| Just dont use the word nigga people like peter take it serious |
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