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PostSubject: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 4:55 pm

i love good jokes and the isn't a official joke topic here o the of topic section so i would give it a try.

my joke.

a man drives 50 mph too fast..
the police follows him and stops in front of him
the cop gets out and says:

Cop: can i see your licence?

man: i dont have one..

cop:ow well... can i see some papers with your name on it..

man: sorry i don't have anything and this car is stolen...

cop: well... does the real owner know you stole this car?

Man: no he is dead... i killed him hes in the trunk now.


Cop:gos to his car and calls the officer and his team.


officer:i heard you don't have a licence or anything and that this car is stolen...

man: no.... look here is my licence and the prove i am the real owner of this car..

officer:so there is no body in the trunk?

man: no?.... but ill bet that officer also told you i where speeding?

officer: yes is that true?.

man:absolutely not sir, he is lying to you.

officer ok you can go now sorry for everything....




and thats how to avoid a speeding ticked rabbit


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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 4:59 pm

Hahaha.. Fail!
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 5:00 pm

:/

sorry i dont get it.
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Noel wrote:
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sorry i dont get it.

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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 5:14 pm

jokes are too mainstream.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 5:18 pm

nollie wheels.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 5:23 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he can.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 5:58 pm

A blonde a brunette and another blonde all live in a flat!
Blonde 1 and Brunette: Hey where going out tonight do you wana come?
Blonde 2: ( Sitting on the sofa with a noose) no thanks im gona kill myself tonight
Blonde 1 and brunette: Oh ok
The 2 girls come back home and blonde one is still sitting there!
Blonde 1 and brunette: Did you not do it?
Blonde 2: I tryed but I couldn't breath tongue:P:P
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 5:59 pm

why is 6 afraid of seven? because 7 8 9
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 6:05 pm

HarryYeates wrote:
nollie wheels.

dude stop jokes on nolliewheels not just because im sponsored be them but i riding nolliewheels for 3 years now....
they don't did anything wrong and i know the story!.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 6:07 pm

^ cool story bro.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 6:11 pm

Caspertimmermans. wrote:
HarryYeates wrote:
nollie wheels.

dude stop jokes on nolliewheels not just because im sponsored be them but i riding nolliewheels for 3 years now....
they don't did anything wrong and i know the story!.

I see they manipulated with your mind quite easily.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 6:21 pm

Nedim V wrote:
Caspertimmermans. wrote:
HarryYeates wrote:
nollie wheels.

dude stop jokes on nolliewheels not just because im sponsored be them but i riding nolliewheels for 3 years now....
they don't did anything wrong and i know the story!.

I see they manipulated with your mind quite easily.

No...... thay are perfect because i have ride em for 3 years and alsmost no demage on the weel/material the bacs are nt worn out.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 6:22 pm

you realise your taking the piss outa yor self with ur sig
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 6:30 pm

sickipedia
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sickipedia
ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyFri Jan 20, 2012 3:05 am

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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HarryYeates wrote:
nollie wheels.


Wicked Stix.


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RyanMarshment wrote:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

I had that daydream once.... I mean what? Gay?
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyFri Jan 20, 2012 7:43 am

2 men walk into a bar,
you'd think one of them would have noticed it.

A man walks into a bar
Ouch.

A sandwich walks into a bar and says 'can I have the garden salad please?'
The barman replies 'Sorry we don't serve food here'
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyFri Jan 20, 2012 3:24 pm

forgiven. wrote:
RyanMarshment wrote:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

I had that daydream once.... I mean what? Gay?
lolol
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyFri Jan 20, 2012 4:20 pm

Girls being photographed naked ...
What you are excited that you have a picture with 1000 Likes??
All the likes pressed with the left hand !!!!!!!!!!
haha liek this one^^^^ XDD

________________________________________________________________

how do you call a black person who flies a plane?
Pilot you racists!

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Girl: Hey, I love you !!!!!
Child: You know the game TAKI?
Girl: Yes .. Why?
Child: So change direction

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i think this jokes are insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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^ Yeah, but don't drop the N word on a fingerboard forum.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your jokes Here!   Post your jokes Here! EmptyFri Jan 20, 2012 4:26 pm

sooooooo should i etid it to: "with no clothes"
????
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Just dont use the word nigga people like peter take it serious
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