Wait what..?

call me the freak with the paper face,
level 20 wizard with a +6 mace,
spotted wearin' a bag up on his head,
girls thinkin' "gee, got a brain full o' lead"

truth be told, this jokes run old,
knows when to hold knows when to fold,
better keep em cards up close to your chest,
cause y'all know baghead is better than the rest

watch out when i run out of batteries,
runnin' to yo girls with all sorts of flatteries,
just keep your hand tight up on the leash,
or you might find ya lost a bitch, capiche?

spot me with size 11 purple dunks,
better watch where you step nosy lil punks,
hate it how those kids tend to scuff up my sneaks,
but i love it when the girls give me the peeks

bagface a cracker whiter than a ghost,
sucks at rapping but better than most,
english class was sort of his forte,
sometimes he mess around without that foreplay

over 9000 hours in notepad,
writing cheese raps that sound extra terribad,
under the bag got a face like a pimple,
known to keep things nice clean and simple

best beware when he blows his top,
might be the next town you wanna take a hop,
get far away when he has a bad day,
and tell yo mom "no ma'am he aint gonna pay"

Lmao max, that was badass.
I love how you rhymed notepad with terribad.

Best poem ever.

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air

lol Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was awesome

yum yum bubble gum
stick it up ya mothers bum
when its brown
pull it down
yum yum bubble gum

GIllybear wrote:

yum yum bubble gum
stick it up ya mothers bum
when its brown
pull it down
yum yum bubble gum

circa the playground 1995

Roses are red
Facebook is blue
You look hot
So i'll add you

AxlWahl wrote:

Roses are red
Facebook is blue
You look hot
So i'll add you

Reminds me of what it used to be like when myspace was popular.

My girlfriend complains that when she knew me on myspace that I had to many friends that were girls...

Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
Its not that hard to find,
Im colour blind.

Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
Everything's grey
I'm a dog.

roses are red
violets are blue
this jokes is running old
and so are you

(this wasnt directed at anyone in particular)

My mom is a bitch
The roses are dead
I'm ugly, too
Dark, Dark, Dark

black and dark like my soul
girl you left my heart like a hole
black black black soul dead dead
emo poetry is easy for yo head

Aahhaha its from loiter squad x)

From my secret spot behind the shack
I peek at you so watch your back
I go inside to stimulate my senses
This laundry jurney should be endless

I read in your diary, day after day
Oh how i wish, that i could keep the lovers away
I should be yours, and you should be mine
And we could, together, travel in time

I follow you shopping and hide by the carts
I want to get near you, to smell your farts
Your gases will taste, like candy on my tongue
God look at this poem, i gotta lay off the bong.

^Lmfao, I literally lol'd at 'to smell your farts'.

Here's a short little poem, for all you MILF lovers out there.


I bet I got more money than Jay-Z
Compared to me, Jay-Z is Lay-Z
Plus Ben's mom thinks that I'm cute
It's okay Regina, I think you're cute too

TROLOLOLOLOLOL

I'm dedicate this song for Gilly bear.

Oh,I'm a Gilly Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear
Oh, I'm a Yummy ,Tummy, Funny like a Gilly bear
I'm a jelly bear
Cause,I'm a Gilly bear
Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' Jammin' singing GillyBear
oh yeahhhhhhhhh


Gummm, gummy, gummy, gummy

Gilly beer.


Bai ding Doli party
Bamm, Bin ba doli party
breding ba doli party
Party Pop...........................

Oh,I'm a Gilly Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear
Oh, I'm a Yummy ,Tummy, Funny like a Gilly bear
I'm a jelly bear
Cause,I'm a Gilly bear
Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' Jammin' singing GillyBear
oh yeahhhhhhhhh

that was actually kind of funny melvin :roll:

IeatBananas wrote:

that was actually kind of funny melvin :roll:

lol.

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