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Xi
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 | | Subject: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:07 am | |
| Right, it's pretty simple.
People can post a build up/story as a starting component and other people can post a punchline to the build up. Anti-joke punchlines are fine too.
I'll start with an easy one.
Build up: I took a girl out last Saturday. |
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Havok Fingerboards
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:09 am | |
| And she had nicely shaped.....
fingers |
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Trevor Westad
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:17 am | |
| - Havok Fingerboards wrote:
- And she had nicely shaped.....
fingers hands |
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skeep222
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:29 am | |
| Build up: I took a girl out last Saturday.
She was a Plumber. I asked her how her day was. She replied: |
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Havok Fingerboards
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:35 am | |
| How's your crack hangin'?
then she asked: |
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Xi
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:51 am | |
| You other guys have the wrong idea. Here's an example punchline... Build up: I took a girl out last Saturday. Punchline: With a sniper rifle! - Ben GP wrote:
- Build up: I took a girl out last Saturday.
She was a Plumber. I asked her how her day was. She replied: Great example of an anti-joke! - Havok Fingerboards wrote:
- How's your crack hangin'?
then she asked: I don't understand what's going on here. I'll post another... Build up: Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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skeep222
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:53 am | |
| - Xi wrote:
- You other guys have the wrong idea. Here's an example punchline...
Build up: I took a girl out last Saturday.
Punchline: With a sniper rifle!
- Ben GP wrote:
- Build up: I took a girl out last Saturday.
She was a Plumber. I asked her how her day was. She replied:
Great example of an anti-joke!
- Havok Fingerboards wrote:
- How's your crack hangin'?
then she asked:
I don't understand what's going on here.
I'll post another...
Build up: Why did the elephant cross the road? His car was on the other side, and he needed to get to his TRUNK! Eh? EH? |
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blosom
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:59 am | |
| its a lovely day, tongues were wagging, but the smartest person replied ''i know who that is on my avatar, its " |
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Xi
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:04 am | |
| - blosom wrote:
- its a lovely day, tongues were wagging, but the smartest person replied ''i know who that is on my avatar, its "
A muppet from Leeds. WHY ROSS WHY |
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blosom
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:10 am | |
| if ''why Ross why'' is the starting point for the next punchline....
because after the recent post on the blosom blog section, some smart ass from Leeds thought they would be a funny bugger and send me some highly gay pictures of themselves posing with their blosom deck......but the funny thing is, i now have the most ridiculous pictures of said person and the one on my avatar is not the worst. HAhyHAnam!
years of blackmailing await. |
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Danny H
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Jayden H.
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:36 am | |
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Xi
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:18 pm | |
| - Jayden H. wrote:
- Why did the sky fall?
There was a banana peel on the ground. Why did Hitler kill a cat? |
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broxi
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:53 pm | |
| Because the cat kept pledging allegiance to Chairman Mao instead of saying Heil Hitler.
A horse walks into a bar... |
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Danny H
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:58 pm | |
| - broxi wrote:
A horse walks into a bar... DONG! |
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Jayden H.
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:30 pm | |
| I was making sweet, passionate love to Bens mother, when: |
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blosom
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:32 pm | |
| i noticed $he had a Adams apple.....
cats are only cats when they are..... |
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Jayden H.
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:38 pm | |
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Danny H
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:41 pm | |
| This one time, at bandcamp... |
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Luis Correia
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:44 pm | |
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Xi
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:09 pm | |
| - broxi wrote:
- Because the cat kept pledging allegiance to Chairman Meow instead of saying Heil Hitler.
Fixed. - broxi wrote:
- A horse walks into a bar...
The barkeeper says, "Why the long face?" (Standard punchline) The horse says, "My owner released me. He told his wife he wanted to buy his own whores and she said no." (Added part I just thought up) - Danny Hynam wrote:
- This one time, at bandcamp...
I met Holden. He was the banned. |
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Boffey
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:10 pm | |
| Danny Hynam walks into a bar...
The barman says: "Is this a joke?". |
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skeep222
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:52 pm | |
| - Jayden H. wrote:
- I was making sweet, passionate love to Bens mother, when:
The REAL joke is on YOU, she has many different types of AIDS |
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Jayden H.
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:55 pm | |
| - Ben GP wrote:
- Jayden H. wrote:
- I was making sweet, passionate love to Bens mother, when:
The REAL joke is on YOU, she has many different types of AIDS Where do you think she got those types of aids? Think.  |
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skeep222
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| | Subject: Re: Create a punchline thread! Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:58 pm | |
| probably the grocery store. |
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