how do you make a realware graphic?

You force a unicorn to pee on your deck.

Also, it's really important that it is done forcefully! If the unicorn pees voluntarily the graphic will NOT wear.

Sounds real logical!

^All true. It's the sheer terror of the forcible act that means the unicorn pee doesn't magically cure. So when you rub away those chips of graphic, remember. Unicorn urine. As Danny, I think Todd tried cutting costs a bit back and tried peeing on decks himself...turns out he's half goblin, so it cured magically. Ain't NO getting that graphic off. I'm looking into Todd's own particular brand for Mars Hill...










What the hell am I talking about...

Wtfff?! ^

Mikkel S wrote:

You force a unicorn to pee on your deck.

Also, it's really important that it is done forcefully! If the unicorn pees voluntarily the graphic will NOT wear.

SeamusMcFlurry wrote:

^All true. It's the sheer terror of the forcible act that means the unicorn pee doesn't magically cure. So when you rub away those chips of graphic, remember. Unicorn urine. As Danny, I think Todd tried cutting costs a bit back and tried peeing on decks himself...turns out he's half goblin, so it cured magically. Ain't NO getting that graphic off. I'm looking into Todd's own particular brand for Mars Hill...

haahhahahhahhahhahaahaahah!!!!!!

yeah sure it gives character to the deck but it's ugly, and it's not smooth

[quote="Trent Witcher"]

Mikkel S wrote:

You force a unicorn to pee on your deck.

Also, it's really important that it is done forcefully! If the unicorn pees voluntarily the graphic will NOT wear.

SeamusMcFlurry wrote:

^All true. It's the sheer terror of the forcible act that means the unicorn pee doesn't magically cure. So when you rub away those chips of graphic, remember. Unicorn urine. As Danny, I think Todd tried cutting costs a bit back and tried peeing on decks himself...turns out he's half goblin, so it cured magically. Ain't NO getting that graphic off. I'm looking into Todd's own particular brand for Mars Hill...

wut.

I like thrashed decks only if all the wear is from ME using it, makes it somewhat sentimental. I've never been a fan of trading for thrashed decks though, haha.

Oscar V. wrote:

Trent Witcher wrote:

Mikkel S wrote:

You force a unicorn to pee on your deck.

Also, it's really important that it is done forcefully! If the unicorn pees voluntarily the graphic will NOT wear.

SeamusMcFlurry wrote:

^All true. It's the sheer terror of the forcible act that means the unicorn pee doesn't magically cure. So when you rub away those chips of graphic, remember. Unicorn urine. As Danny, I think Todd tried cutting costs a bit back and tried peeing on decks himself...turns out he's half goblin, so it cured magically. Ain't NO getting that graphic off. I'm looking into Todd's own particular brand for Mars Hill...

wut.

I'll try to explain more in detail.

Unicorns are magical horses with dildos on their foreheads. Seeing as these creatures are magical they have different ways to help humans. One of the things they can do for us is graphic work. Unicorns have been used for this kind of work since the stonage and the cave paintings. Michelangelo was one of many famous painters that used his beloved unicorn, named Steve, as a tool in his work. An example is the Sistine Chapel ceiling, which is all made from Unicorn pee.

The method is simple. You draw a sketch of your graphic/painting on a piece of paper, and show it to your unicorn. Make sure that your unicorn is facing the right direction to pee on whatever you want to apply artwork to.

Whenever you've given your unicorn enough mountain dew to boost its bladder pressure, the unicorn will pee and the graphic will magically appear from the urine.

If you want your graphic to wear, you will have to force the unicorn. This can be done by calling it names and kicking it repeatedly in the face (watch out for the dildo).
The reason for this is that when abused, the unicorn secretes a substance that causes the artwork to cure poorly and be wearable.

There are many theories as to why the unicorn works this way, the most common is that it is some kind of unicorn revenge. Don't forget that unicorns are very sly creatures so to think that they would ruin artworks they haven't done voluntarily is very plausible.

I should also mention that you don't have to be a very talented artist to make this work. The unicorn will process your sketch and basically redo it in the most beautiful way possible. And since it is a magical creature, the artwork will end up looking exactly like you want it to.

^Couldn't hae said it better myself Mikkel. Not many people know these things. Now, go out children and skin Ents, masturbate a dragon and acquire a Unicorn and you have the makings of a deck.

........alrighty then.

this topic got weird FAST ...

i like to keep my graphics in perfect condition for a while, but at a certain point i just think the board would look cooler thrashed and ride the hell out of it! 

Pretty much same as adam to me

Well, I must admit I have learned a lot about the process of making graphics...