This is crazy long but definitely needs to be read, we've seen a different side to Melvin tonight.

[17:05:00] Melvin A Thomas : katy
[17:05:04] Melvin A Thomas : how lonf do i need to wair
[17:05:05] MrsKatmus : harvey, i'm scared of feet and danny finds it amusing.
[17:05:07] @ Danny Hynam : I'd rather wear an actual crocodile on my foot
[17:05:10] Melvin A Thomas : i wait like 3 years
[17:05:14] sweetbabies has been disconnected on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:05 pm (session timeout)
[17:05:15] Will Sparrow-Saunt : crocs are rad! what are you on about?
[17:05:17] TraceKaiser joined the chat on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:05 pm
[17:05:22] @ Harvey Glynn : im confused as fuck xD
[17:05:25] @ Danny Hynam : MElvin, you don't wait to talk to someone
[17:05:27] Harry.Speakman has been disconnected on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:05 pm (session timeout)
[17:05:29] @ Danny Hynam : Hey Euan
[17:05:34] MrsKatmus : melvin, first you said you'd waited a week, then a year, now it's three years? bro, shes not into you. just leave it.
[17:05:40] SeamusMcFlurry : Welcome to chat with Kat
[17:05:41] TraceKaiser : yo dude!
[17:06:19] Melvin A Thomas : no?what
[17:06:19] @ Danny Hynam : You just talk to them, it's not like you're slipping it in
[17:06:19] @ Danny Hynam : Just talking to her
[17:06:35] @ Danny Hynam : Lmfao Chris
[17:06:42] Melvin A Thomas : KAt you didn't say that I thought you're ................
[17:06:51] MrsKatmus : lol Hats, you're an ass.
[17:06:56] MrsKatmus : Melvin, have you even tried to talk to you?
[17:06:59] MrsKatmus : *her
[17:07:21] Melvin A Thomas : no
[17:07:44] Will Sparrow-Saunt : talk to her then
[17:07:52] MrsKatmus : talk to her.
[17:07:57] Melvin A Thomas : I'm not confident
[17:08:01] @ Danny Hynam : talk to her
[17:08:04] Will Sparrow-Saunt : be confident
[17:08:10] @ Danny Hynam : Melvin, once you say hi you'll be fine
[17:08:15] Melvin A Thomas : ok
[17:08:16] MrsKatmus : we'll have a vote. all those in favour of melvin talking to her.
[17:08:18] SeamusMcFlurry : Take it slowly!
[17:08:18] MrsKatmus : raise your hands.
[17:08:19] @ Danny Hynam : If not I'll juist get Noel to tell her that you like her
[17:08:28] @ Danny Hynam : HAND IS RAISED
[17:08:31] Melvin A Thomas : lol
[17:08:37] MrsKatmus : SEE. DANNY AGREES.
[17:08:40] Melvin A Thomas : eeveryone knows i liked her
[17:08:47] MrsKatmus : Just talk to her.
[17:08:49] Melvin A Thomas : even she knows
[17:08:54] @ Danny Hynam : Does SHE know?
[17:09:06] @ Danny Hynam : Oh, well the longer you leave it the weirder she's going to think you are
[17:09:09] Melvin A Thomas : i can't she always hanging arounfd with her friends
[17:09:27] SeamusMcFlurry : Shout it out across the room AT her friends.
[17:09:28] @ Danny Hynam : Talk to her on facebook then?
[17:09:32] SeamusMcFlurry : She'll think it's romantic.
[17:09:34] @ Harvey Glynn : ^^
[17:09:37] Will Sparrow-Saunt : facefook her then?
[17:09:39] SeamusMcFlurry : On Valentine's Day.
[17:09:40] Melvin A Thomas : she didn't add me
[17:09:49] @ Danny Hynam : Or what Chris said! '[SHILPA, I WANT TO GET IN YOU SLOWLY, DO NOT BE ALARMED'
[17] @ Harvey Glynn : add her on FB, pop and and see what happens
[17:09:54] Will Sparrow-Saunt : oh dayumn :/
[17:09:56] SeamusMcFlurry : LMFAO
[17:09:58] MrsKatmus : No. Don't follow Chris's advice.
[17:09:59] Melvin A Thomas : I'm gonna bomb school and save her
[17:10:05] @ Danny Hynam : LOL
[17:10:35] SeamusMcFlurry : Rent a paintball gun, tell her and her friends to be somewhere at a certain time, then pepper them all with paintballs and call it the Valentine's Day Massacre.
[17:10:38] Will Sparrow-Saunt : HAHA!
[17:10:40] Melvin A Thomas : so she will think I'm her xavier
[17:10:41] MrsKatmus : Just say hi, ask how she is and let it go from there.
[17:10:46] @ Danny Hynam : [17:09:59] Melvin A Thomas : I'm gonna bomb school and save her
[17:10:51] SeamusMcFlurry : She'll see the morbid, clever humour in it and fall in love with you.
[17:10:52] Melvin A Thomas : wtf danneh
[17:10:54] MrsKatmus : Chris, stfu. HOW ARE YOU EVEN MARRIED?
[17:10:54] Melvin A Thomas : how do you know tha
[17:11:09] @ Danny Hynam : Kat, I don't think that will work
[17:11:17] Melvin A Thomas : t
[17:11:17] @ Danny Hynam : I think he's at the stage where he NEEDS to bomb the school
[17:11:17] SeamusMcFlurry : Why did you marry me, that seems to be a better question
[17:11:22] @ Danny Hynam : There isn't really another option
[17:11:32] Will Sparrow-Saunt : fuck nollie heels...
[17:11:32] Melvin A Thomas : idk what to do
[17:11:34] MrsKatmus : I WAS DRUNK.
[17:11:47] Melvin A Thomas : Danny I'm not koking
[17:11:51] SeamusMcFlurry : For four years?
[17:11:54] Will Sparrow-Saunt : what they all say....
[17:11:57] @ Danny Hynam : Kat, you just know that Chris pulled those awesome moves on you and it worked
[17:12:00] Melvin A Thomas : i'am making a bomb
[17:12:08] SeamusMcFlurry : He's not cocking?
[17:12:10] SeamusMcFlurry : :s
[17:12:13] Melvin A Thomas : if my plan don't work
[17:12:18] SeamusMcFlurry :
[17:12:21] @ Danny Hynam : No chris, he's not on hard drugs!
[17:12:21] Melvin A Thomas : I will bomb the school
[17:12:25] MrsKatmus : ...
[17:12:33] @ Danny Hynam : Melvin, this is getting out of hand
[17:12:36] SeamusMcFlurry : Lmao
[17:12:53] Melvin A Thomas : I'm totaly messed up
[17:12:54] @ Danny Hynam : I'm serious, you aren't doing anything for yourself
[17:12:59] @ Harvey Glynn : got to go now guys cya, work calls -_-
[17:13:04] SeamusMcFlurry : I'm sick of the sight of my own bloody signature...
[17:13:06] MrsKatmus : bye harv.
[17:13:09] Will Sparrow-Saunt : byyeeee
[17:13:09] Melvin A Thomas : i can't even concentrate on anything bacuse of science
[17:13:13] SeamusMcFlurry : Cya man
[17:13:20] @ Danny Hynam : You don't speak very good english, you're indian, you're talking about bombing a school, flying a plane
[17:13:21] MrsKatmus : Cashing up love?
[17:13:28] @ Harvey Glynn :
[17:13:30] Harvey Glynn has logged off the chat on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:13 pm
[17:13:36] Melvin A Thomas : Danny
[17:13:40] @ Danny Hynam : All you need is a beard and you'll fit the stereotype perfectly!
[17:13:53] SeamusMcFlurry : That, and four month's worth of 'Better Food, Better Business'...
[17:14:00] Melvin A Thomas : I'm not the guy you all thinking .
[17:14:04] MrsKatmus : Lame ass.
[17:14:08] Melvin A Thomas : I got another face
[17:14:17] MrsKatmus : Lily keeps saying package on HIMYM...
[17:14:30] SeamusMcFlurry : Can we call you Janus?
[17:14:31] @ Danny Hynam : Melvin, are you part of Al Queada?
[17:14:34] Melvin A Thomas : which I don't want to show everyone.

ahahahaa! Weirdest conversation ever..

OMMGG Melvin is the most random person ever..why arnt you like that at school?? you will be sooo much funnier loool and that whole Shilpa situation is funny.

[17:40:34] mattyb : Alex that is your name Being a dick on the internet is your game I'm sorry but I find your style incredibly lame, It's like you intentionally, put yourself to shame, Scolding others when you're the only one to blame, For how miserably your life has gone down the drain

[17:41:33] salty : matty you are a fucking idiot.

Ryan wrote:

[17:40:34] mattyb : Alex that is your name Being a dick on the internet is your game I'm sorry but I find your style incredibly lame, It's like you intentionally, put yourself to shame, Scolding others when you're the only one to blame, For how miserably your life has gone down the drain

[17:41:33] salty : matty you are a fucking idiot.

dont say anything i went hard

^^^^^^^^

mattyb wrote:

Ryan wrote:

[17:40:34] mattyb : Alex that is your name Being a dick on the internet is your game I'm sorry but I find your style incredibly lame, It's like you intentionally, put yourself to shame, Scolding others when you're the only one to blame, For how miserably your life has gone down the drain

[17:41:33] salty : matty you are a fucking idiot.

dont say anything i went hard

PAUSE - no homo

[19:20:41] Ken .I : what about you Ben?.

[19:20:41] Ben GP : how about you ken?

[13:59:04] Melvin A Thomas : Axel will you marry Marie ulven
[13:59:13] AxelWahl : lololol
[13:59:14] JakeC : cinnamon buns yum
[13:59:26] AxelWahl : noo…
[13:59:35] Melvin A Thomas : don't lie you do like her
[13:59:37] Will Sparrow-Saunt : http://www.thenorwoodproject.co.uk/#!product/zoom1st3/423875671/BRR%20Street%20Plaza%20On%20Sale!
[13:59:39] Will Sparrow-Saunt : fuuuuuuckk
[14:00:08] AxelWahl : does that mean i have to marry her?
[14:00:09] AxelWahl : no
[14:00:40] Will Sparrow-Saunt : shut up Melvin.
[14:00:43] Melvin A Thomas : you do one day
[14:00:58] Melvin A Thomas : Will will you marry luis corrier
[14:01:00] Melvin A Thomas : lol
[14:01:01] AxelWahl : waiwat
[14:01:08] Will Sparrow-Saunt : yes. yes I will
[14:01:15] AxelWahl : then you have to marry the girl you like but who hates you?
[14:01:20] Will Sparrow-Saunt : He is one sexy mother fucker
[14:01:26] Will Sparrow-Saunt : HAHAHAHA AXEL!



BOOM

why my name is so black.

[13:42:50] Melvin A Thomas : everydog has a day

Melvin has been having some rape-ish dreams about me today lol

[14:51:17] SeamusMcFlurry : Penis Hard.
[14:51:17] SeamusMcFlurry joined the chat on Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:51 pm
[14:51:21] Zink : Night of the living penis
[14:51:25] Ollie : Ryan how's it hold up to iron and stuff?
[14:51:28] @ Ryan : My big fat greek penis
[14:51:32] MrsKatmus : Harry Potter and the Penis of Secrets.
[14:51:34] mattyb : i honestly have no fucking idea where anything is in my town
[14:51:34] @ Mikkel S : so you get that concrete sliding feel on any obstacle
[14:51:38] SeamusMcFlurry : The Towering Penis
[14:51:39] Zink : lmao Ryan
[14:51:50] mattyb : OH WAIT
[14:51:58] mattyb : THERE IS A HOME DEPOT 5 MILES AWAY
[14:52:00] @ Ryan : Idk about Iron Oliver but this stuff is nice
[14:52:05] SeamusMcFlurry : Penis Time
[14:52:29] Ollie : Wut
[14:52:33] SeamusMcFlurry : The Dark Penis Rises...
[14:52:34] Zink : Penis
[14:52:36] @ Ryan : Penis
[14:52:40] Zink : "Shrek"
[14:52:41] DarianN joined the chat on Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:52 pm
[14:52:49] Ollie : Penis?
[14:52:49] Zink : o.0 Chris
[14:52:49] @ Ryan : damnit Dan!
[14:52:51] @ Ryan : beat me to it
[14:52:55] Zink : LMAO Ry
[14:53:04] mattyb has logged off the chat on Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:53 pm
[14:53:05] Zink : hahah
[14:53:06] Ben GP : The Fast and The Penis: 2 Fast 2 Penis
[14:53:10] Zink : didn't you link me to that??
[14:53:11] MrsKatmus : The Kings Penis.
[14:53:22] @ Ryan : lol yeah Dan
[14:53:24] Zink : Daddy daypenis
[14:53:30] MrsKatmus : 30 Days of Penis.
[14:53:35] DarianN : hey puzzzzzzzzys
[14:53:42] mattyb joined the chat on Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:53 pm
[14:53:44] MrsKatmus : Hey dairy queen
[14:53:57] Zink : puzy
[14:53:58] SeamusMcFlurry : 28 Penises Later
[14:53:58] mattyb : elmos penis
[14:54:02] Ollie : Nightmare on penis street
[14:54:10] Zink : Crouching tiger hidden penis
[14:54:19] @ Ryan : lolol
[14:54:32] DarianN : lolol wut
[14:54:33] Will Sparrow-Saunt : the amazing penis man
[14:54:34] MrsKatmus : Kill Penis
[14:54:35] Zink : The girl with the penis tattoo
[14:54:37] Ollie : Penis unchained
[14:54:37] DarianN : i hope le temple is tomorrow
[14:54:39] mattyb : top penis
[14:54:41] MrsKatmus : Pretty Penis
[14:54:44] SeamusMcFlurry : Black Penis Down
[14:54:51] Zink : Back to the Penis
[14:54:54] @ Ryan : lol
[14:54:58] Ollie : Shaving Ryan's penis
[14:54:58] Ben GP : The Penis of the Christ
[14:55:00] mattyb : project penis
[14:55:02] Will Sparrow-Saunt : penis in black
[14:55:03] MrsKatmus : The Pursuit of Penis
[14:55:08] Ben GP : I'm surprised no one jhas done mine yet, lol
[14:55:11] Zink : Men and Penis
[14:55:15] mattyb : the fiddler on the penis
[14:55:15] DarianN : oliver you queeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
[14:55:19] MrsKatmus : Mr and Mrs Penis
[14:55:21] Zink : iPenis
[14:55:21] Ollie : Zero dark penis
[14:55:30] Zink : Fun with dick and penis
[14:55:32] Luis Correia joined the chat on Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:55 pm
[14:55:36] Ben GP : the good, the bad, and the penis
[14:55:44] Luis Correia : talking about penises ?
[14:55:44] Will Sparrow-Saunt : penis in the city
[14:55:47] SeamusMcFlurry : Facing The Penis
[14:55:51] Luis Correia : great just another day in fbhq
[14:55:52] DarianN : STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS
[14:55:57] Ben GP : Harry Penis And the Sorcerer's Gallstone
[14:55:59] Zink : "Oh Penis where art thou"
[14:56:03] MrsKatmus : Down with Penis.
[14:56:05] Ollie : Never cry penis
[14:56:07] Luis Correia : LOL BEN
[14:56:09] MrsKatmus : A Clockwork Penis
[14:56:13] MrsKatmus : Penis City
[14:56:20] MrsKatmus : The Hitchikers Guide to the Penis.
[14:56:21] Luis Correia : penis unchained
[14:56:26] MrsKatmus : Hard Penis
[14:56:28] Will Sparrow-Saunt : just my penis
[14:56:30] Ben GP : Dawn of the Penis
[14:56:32] mattyb : penis fingerboards
[14:56:35] Ben GP : Night of the Living Penis
[14:56:38] mattyb : penishq
[14:56:38] Zink : Mr.Popper's Penis
[14:56:39] Ollie : The wizard of penis
more penis's as im typing

Darian that's not a quote, that's a novel

yea alot of people have been posting whole conversations ,
half the time i "tldr" them

Woops

[22:03:40] MrsKatmus : yeah...i was 6 when i had will...
[22:03:45] Will Sparrow-Saunt : what colour are you doing my quarter or is it a surprise?
[22:03:47] MrsKatmus : 10 years before i met chris...
[22:03:51] Luis Correia : LOOOOOL
[22:04:00] SeamusMcFlurry : Lol
[22:04:01] mattyb : damn kat, no offence, but your a slut
[22:04:03] Luis Correia : how did you guys meet ?
[22:04:10] Luis Correia : LOL Matt
[22:04:13] MrsKatmus : yep. slut through and through.
[22:04:21] MrsKatmus : ironically following that, we met in a bar.

[17:14:46] MrsKatmus : i am chris's pimp.

[16:24:59] Mikkel S joined the chat on Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:24 pm

[16:26:13] Jayden H. : Mikkel

[16:26:25] Jayden H. : Tell this jap bastard to sell me a pair of brts.

[16:26:31] @ Mikkel S : Jaydeen

[16:27:00] Jayden H. : Yes.

[16:27:01] @ Mikkel S : Hey Jappo sell this fine gentleman some Blackriver Trawks or i will turn you into spaghetti

[16:27:21] Jayden H. : Mikkel has spoken.

[18:52:51] DarianN : Trevor I've never had a blosom, hha. The bottom's are nice, but I don't know what the shape is like.
[18:52:51] @ Mikkel S : who even wanna buy Temple or Blosom when you can get an OG
[18:52:51] @ Ryan :

TRIPLE CEPTION NBD ermahgerd

[16:07:44] @ kerryDETH : and then someone else goes and buys the same cheese and uses a different bread
[16:07:57] @ kerryDETH : and then the other person is all like 'bro fuck you that's my cheese'
[16:08:14] kyle ashley : nacho cheese

[21:29:12] Zink : dude
[21:29:20] Zink : what kind of question is that
[21:29:26] Zink : I love my momma
[21:29:32] @ Mikkel S : lololol
[21:29:35] Zink : Lol
[21:29:42] Zink : is your mom hot Mikkel
[21:29:43] @ Mikkel S : hey.. im here to ask the awkward questions fool
[21:29:50] @ Mikkel S : nah man, she's ugly as fuck
[21:29:52] Zink : is she a milf
[21:29:57] Zink : Dang, that's mean
[21:30:06] Zink : dang dude
[21:30:12] Zink : imma pretend you didn't say that

Danny Hynam wrote:

Toebex wrote:

Somebody just called me claiming to be the poo wizard.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg hiromi is too funny!

Danny Hynam wrote:

Toebex wrote:

Somebody just called me claiming to be the poo wizard.

Best thing I've heard in days.