Callum Smethurst:

*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(repeat x 20)

*wakes up thinking that big Tom and Emmy are on the news

*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(repeat x 100)


He fell asleep on Skype, Lmfao.

[21:14:10] Zink joined the chat on Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:14 pm
[21:14:19] Zink has logged off the chat on Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:14 pm
[21:14:19] Zink : brb

[17:56:40] skeep222 : some girl reported me to the principal because i put my arm around her shoulder in a buddy buddy kinda way, said "Remember, legalize meth" winked at her then walked away

My signature is straight from chat.

laserfbs wrote:

My signature is straight from chat.

hahahahaha no.

[19:51:59] keiranclen : anyways...
[19:52:02] keiranclen : howz u?
[19:52:04] mattyb : in Islamic beliefs, Satan or "Shaytan" has a penis and a vagina, and he mates with himself and lays 100,000 eggs, and his offspring do the very same thing so there can be a massive amount of devil minions.
[19:53:07] mcjolli joined the chat on Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:53 pm
[19:53:30] keiranclen : ooohhh k
[19:53:36] keiranclen : thx for the info
lol, strange times.

keiranclen wrote:

[19:51:59] keiranclen : anyways...
[19:52:02] keiranclen : howz u?
[19:52:04] mattyb : in Islamic beliefs, Satan or "Shaytan" has a penis and a vagina, and he mates with himself and lays 100,000 eggs, and his offspring do the very same thing so there can be a massive amount of devil minions.
[19:53:07] mcjolli joined the chat on Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:53 pm
[19:53:30] keiranclen : ooohhh k
[19:53:36] keiranclen : thx for the info
lol, strange times.

WTF ?!?!?!?!?!

Matthextreme wrote:

keiranclen wrote:

[19:51:59] keiranclen : anyways...
[19:52:02] keiranclen : howz u?
[19:52:04] mattyb : in Islamic beliefs, Satan or "Shaytan" has a penis and a vagina, and he mates with himself and lays 100,000 eggs, and his offspring do the very same thing so there can be a massive amount of devil minions.
[19:53:07] mcjolli joined the chat on Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:53 pm
[19:53:30] keiranclen : ooohhh k
[19:53:36] keiranclen : thx for the info
lol, strange times.

WTF ?!?!?!?!?!

your sig is way to big

[17:56:10] skeep222 : why dont you go touch your babypebis
[17:56:18] keelan W : who cares ,as long as you give her satisfaction

[18:02:21] skeep222 : u r gonna burn in hel l with all the aborted babys and gays

mattyb wrote:

[17:56:10] skeep222 : why dont you go touch your babypebis
[17:56:18] keelan W : who cares ,as long as you give her satisfaction

[18:02:21] skeep222 : u r gonna burn in hel l with all the aborted babys and gays

HAHAHAH THIS ONE KILLS ME EVERY TIME!!!!

TylerE wrote:

mattyb wrote:

[17:56:10] skeep222 : why dont you go touch your babypebis
[17:56:18] keelan W : who cares ,as long as you give her satisfaction

[18:02:21] skeep222 : u r gonna burn in hel l with all the aborted babys and gays

HAHAHAH THIS ONE KILLS ME EVERY TIME!!!!

Why? :/ How many times have u looked at it?

keiranclen wrote:

TylerE wrote:

mattyb wrote:

[17:56:10] skeep222 : why dont you go touch your babypebis
[17:56:18] keelan W : who cares ,as long as you give her satisfaction

[18:02:21] skeep222 : u r gonna burn in hel l with all the aborted babys and gays

HAHAHAH THIS ONE KILLS ME EVERY TIME!!!!

Why? :/ How many times have u looked at it?

approx. over 9000.

Eh... Ok

and the bitch turned me off cause it was too big for her -.-

LOL luis!

callumfb95 wrote:

and the bitch turned me off cause it was too big for her -.-

LOL luis!

this is true guys HAHAHA

19:01:27] @ Mikkel S : BRIAN COME BACK!
[19:03:34] BrianC has been disconnected on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:03 pm (session timeout)
[19:04:00] @ Mikkel S : My life is over

[16:08:17] Tom Colbert: right
[16:08:20] Tom Colbert: I was in town
[16:08:46] Tom Colbert: and there was a lesbian woman with a 5 ft infaltable bannana
[16:09:05] Tom Colbert: then I decided to boot the bannana (spur of the moment)
[16:09:21] Tom Colbert: and then her lesbian mate went sick
[16:09:28] Tom Colbert: and started chasing me
[16:09:50] Tom Colbert: I forgot to add that her mate was dressed as an oompa lumpa and was a midget
[16:10:02] Tom Colbert: then she was screaming at me bare
[16:10:20] Tom Colbert: like 5 metres behind me
[16:10:27] Tom Colbert: so she chased me as I was walking off
[16:10:36] Tom Colbert: and I frizbeed a pizza at her mate
[16:11:08] Tom Colbert: then she got even more annoyed
[16:11:18] Tom Colbert: and chased me
[16:11:27] Tom Colbert: and I was like standing my ground
[16:11:31] Tom Colbert: and she charged at me
[16:11:39] Tom Colbert: so I booted her full on in the chest
[16:11:47] Tom Colbert: knocked her back atleast 5 foot
[16:12:19] Tom Colbert: and then from behind her mate (also a lesbian looking midget) punched me full on in the head
[16:12:32] Tom Colbert: and this all took place on Market Street (the main street in manchester)
[16:12:36] Tom Colbert: was fucking strange

Tom, pics or it didn't happen

[00:30:58] @ SeamusMcFlurry : I like My Little Pony semen. Looks cool.

[17:03:31] TheFredAlexander : mmmmmm.... i like cookie dough
[17:03:53] skeep222 : i do to, but not flowing from a middleaged woman's anus
[17:03:57] skeep222 : too*
[17:04:28] TheFredAlexander : hey, cookie dough is cookie dough it's all the same to me

[23:39:57] Jay W : Dddaaaammmn Kerry. You better hope you stay single
[23:40:24] @ kerryDETH : you realise I've had a girlfriend for almost 4 years?
[23:40:34] Jay W : Yes, why yes I do
[23:40:37] Jay W : Lmao

[23:41:43] Jay W : I honestly thought you were too cool to be in a committed relationship. You strike me as a party kind of guy who's with a different girl every week. Sort of like Mikkel

^Mikkel S. S stands for manSlut.